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@saieras / saieras.tumblr.com

Fanart, Fanfic, Fanedit; MASTERLIST MCU, HTTYD. Find me on AO3. FFN
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Okay, this is the most embarrassing thing I have ever had to ask in my life.

So let me set the stage. In March, I got a new car. My insurance told me the payment would be $88/mo, and I was like "cool!" My first payment was due in May.

Just when that payment was due, I got slapped with a $500 bill from said insurance. According to my roommate, it's actually normal to get some kind of adjustment done when you go from an older car to a newer car. The problem is, this was not disclosed to me. Suddenly I owed almost $900 (the insurance plus my car payment), which at the time was more than I made in a single paycheck.

So I fell behind. (And also switched insurances.)

Yesterday, I made my first car payment. Thus far, May and June have been due. In spite of the fact that I made said payment . . . they still took my car, because they'd filed paperwork to have the car picked up and the cancellation of that pickup didn't happen until after it'd already happened.

THE GOOD NEWS: I can get my car reinstated. Today, in fact. Which is good, because tomorrow I'm supposed to go out of town. This isn't just a trip I can cancel, either--my sister and nieces are coming from halfway across the country. I am the car. They are counting on me.

THE BAD NEWS: I have approximately five hours to come up with just over $1000 to do it. The total for reinstatement is $1151.21: June's payment, July's payment (technically due next week but they have rules about repos), a reinstatement fee, a towing fee, and a storage fee. I only have $70 in the bank.

My dad is trying to find a way to send me some money on loan, but the absolute most he can do is $500, and that's if he can find a way to get it to me.

I am beyond embarrassed that I have to do this. But guys . . . without my car, not only am I stranding my sister and my nieces, I can't work. I live in the Phoenix metro area. Walking five miles to work is beyond difficult to start with, but the high this week is 113 degrees. (For my friends across the pond: that's close to 50 degrees.) There's no way. I'd literally, actually die of literal, actual heatstroke. Plus, my second job is UberEats--can't do that without a car at all.

Can you help me get my car back? I will pull double shifts on Uber to pay people back if I need to. But it is physically impossible to live here without a car, and the timing couldn't be worse.

If you're able to help, my Ko-Fi is www.ko-fi.com/~prismaticbell. I've also got Paypal directly: technicolor_nina@yahoo.com.

I have never been so acutely aware of a ticking clock. Please, please, if you can help me get my car back . . . I am literally begging.

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NooOOO

Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

saffarren

Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?

Feel free to explain that.

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

THANK YOU PHOENIX WRIGHT

:))))

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Anonymous asked:

hi! are u gonna update “my name is robert” 🥺

Hey, thanks for the ask. I have about 2 chapters in the works, but as our Irondad server is doing a Christmas fic exchange, I’m focusing on that.

In short: yes! But in a few months 😬

Thanks for asking and for reading!

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Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half

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beowulf22121

Head, Abdomen, Thorax. 6 limbs. Insect.

That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man

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bloodytales

My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

Update!!

The kid’s favorite football player responded with support.

THISSSSS

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let the boy wear nail polissshh

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Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

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dickless-mic

Also consider:

Separation anxiety

Unconditional love and loyalty

Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position

Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits

Hating the vacuum cleaner

Wanting to do everything with friends

Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door

Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)

Taking advantage of any and all free food

Werewolf-vampire solidarity

Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard

Boundless energy

Too much energy

Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty

Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point

Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot

Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours

Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.

Snoring

Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it

Getting way too friendly with random strangers

Being in a love-hate relationship with water

Digging. For no reason.

Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism

Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet

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Okay this one is a gem:

“ Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door “

So most of these are very dog oriented, which makes sense to me, since dogs are just wolves that have co-evolved with us for thousands and thousands of years BUT I wanted to add a few that are wild wolf based:

  • Multigenerational households!
  • Kids get really excited when someone comes home with groceries
  • “I can HELP put away the food!” “Oh, and have you whisk away the ice cream like last week? I’m fine, dear.”
  • Love to travel and follow food trends
  • Mostly very social and must have roommates/family/significant other/kids/friends around
  • However, not uncommon to travel alone for periods of time, especially after leaving home
  • Big friendly communal meals with lots of ritual around who gets served in what order
  • “Let grandma take her pick of the turkey first. It’s respectful, and she won’t take kindly to you cutting the line.”
  • Full pantries, stocking up on basics, the kind of people who always have extra oatmeal, or batteries, or a jump cable
  • Can hold conversations using body language and eye contact without saying a word
  • Cuddlers, especially with the social group
  • Yelling to get everyone to gather, and phone chains for anyone who lives further away
  • Lots of singing, the pack has a bunch of favorite songs that everyone knows by heart, and some may be song writers
  • “Can you smell this? Does this smell weird? Does this smell good?”
  • Lots of candles and incense with unusual scents
  • Passing houses and farms and land down through generations
  • Love home renovation
  • Communal child care and sometimes communal nursing
  • Kids are all really into wrestling and being outside
  • When someone is ready to leave the household, the younger they leave the further they tend to travel. Someone who leaves at 18 might go to another country, but someone who leaves at 26 might just move a town away.
  • Whether someone moves far or close to home, it’s not unusual to move back in at home a few times before settling down
  • “You know the futon is always open for you. Your cousins are in your old bedroom, but you’re always welcome!”
  • Kinda grumpy about neighbors pushing property boundaries
  • “Why do they have to let the damn mulberry tree hang over OUR driveway?”
  • Good endurance runners
  • Late walks at night, naps in the middle of the day
  • Really playful, especially with kids
  • Lots of rough housing and board game nights!

I’ve been looking for the one with the wolf-aspects added for a while and I found it again! Reblogging for A+ extra wolfy content!

I love love love everything about this

FINALLY GOOD WEREWOLF CONTENT

@jellymadebutler This is 1000% the Wolf Pack

Omg 1000%!!! I love all of these!

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