Steddie Brainrot Chaos

+ bonus

this is literally so insane this was allowed on television

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

Dustin posts a Tiktok that’s captioned: Why does picking a restaurant to get lunch with these two always feel like a hostage situation???

And then it’s just a video of Steve with his head in his hands and the most tired-of-this-shit voice you’ve ever heard say, “Eddie, I am going to kill myself and then you if I don’t get five seconds of silence.”

Eddie, exactly three seconds later: That’s going to be hard to do in that order

Eddie: Not saying you can’t do it. I support you.

Eddie: Just that’ll it be hard

Steve:

Dustin: I’m ordering a pizza

Steve and Eddie: No!

whenever i see a post that says shit like "there is no trans agenda we just want to live in peace" i roll my eyes like speak for yourself amiguita because transphobes have an agenda and they are very very organized and focused in pushing it forward and if we cannot get organized and focus to fight back then trust me nobody's gonna do it for us. "there's no trans agenda" okay well maybe there should be!

Welcome to the age of enthusiasm.

Unironically love this

Jonathan Byers is actually just a teddy bear in disguise

stop

Im not gay can you explain this?

the burrito turned him straight

Investing before 200k notes on the straight burrito post

Investing before

200k notes on the

straight burrito post

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???

and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect

Wth that's brilliant

like this?

closeted queers, you now have a discreet pride flag. wreak havoc.

EXACTLY LIKE THAT

Pride flag for closeted queers and people who are just done with explaining themselves to randos.

WAKE UP BABE NEW PRIDE FLAG JUST DROPPED

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

I see the original post going around every so often and it saddens me a little that it's never accompanied by this thread explaining why it's completely understandable how a child would arrive at these spellings in accordance with english phonetics

seeing a long text post that begins with "eddie" and scrolling down to cheat with the tags because it's like, what if that's not about MY eddie. is it 9-1-1 eddie. is it stranger things eddie. is it IT chapters one and two eddie. is it monsterfucker venom eddie. like, what eddie are we putting into gay little situations today.

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

I help my younger sibling vend at Pride and we sell buttons. There’s a pair that are “I ❤ 🐓” and “I ❤️ 🐈”. One day, a middle aged woman comes up to our booth and gets very excited about the “I ❤️ 🐓” pin, which we gladly sell to her. 15 minutes later, she returns, shamefaced and says, “oh my god, I the world’s dumbest lesbian, I just- I have nine chickens.”

We gave her a complimentary pussy pin on the house.

these two posts are in a very loving relationship

Once my boyfriend told me: "You're not a burden. A burden is something you're forced to carry against your will. I freely choose to be a part of your life and that means you aren't a burden to me." I'm passing it on in case some of you need to be reminded of that.

A reminder that is very needed.

“Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep” – Mary Elizabeth Frye

Happy Pride 2019!

Holy SHIT

There are tears in my eyes, this is such an awesome and clever interpretation of a beautiful poem

Oh now that SLAPS

the implications of crowley talking in a baby voice to the bentley are insane bc he does it while holding the plants meaning either crowley has gone completely soft in season 2 or he’s waging psychological warfare with the plants, making sure they know who is the favorite. both options are absolutely bonkers

Perhaps the Bentley has gotten offended in the past and rolled away so now he knows to treat her with respect.