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okay one bone that I have to pick with the tlt fandom is the headcanoning of Harrow as being a constant energy drink/black coffee drinker because in Harrow the Ninth she canonically says she doesn't like strong flavors and that as a child even warm water with lemon in it was too strong for her. I think a monster energy would kill Harrow the way people on here like to joke about a dorito killing a medieval peasant

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curoopeez

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

While I'm sure a lot of people would agree with this post, I didn't mention any day of the week nor brought up color theory, so unless people take this reply as a challenge this is gonna be just another flop

I mean you could write a haiku. Those work sometimes. Haikus are hard though.

I mean you could write

a haiku. Those work sometimes.

Haikus are hard though.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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briarbramble

I want my computer to play blu ray discs pls

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zobb

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all menā€™s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ā€˜eveningā€™. Please donā€™t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isnā€™t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

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shojo

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

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'Irredeemable media' is such a funny concept to me because it's never used for stuff like Birth of a Nation or A Serbian Film. It's always The Owl House or My Hero Academia because these people only watch things for children and can't stand any conflict more complex than Super Mario Brothers.

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nonamehorse

When I'm in a missing the point competition and my oppenent is a tumblr user

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rhea314

Now that I have given this as a surprise gift I can post it! Very excited with how this embroidery project turned out.

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gglilyallin

why is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumblr fandom check my carrd before interacting

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lakevida

imagine having the worst day ever and then you look across the room and a swiftie is drawing you with copic markers

This looks like the artist spent years honing her craft under the tutelage of one of those guys who draws giant head caricatures for twenty dollars at the state fair.

"What does this Mangione fellow look like."

"My vision is that he is Bloom County's Binkley, but from an evil alternate universe."

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blenselche

well it finally happened

so my dad is almost 80, this man's been making Spirk content since Star Trek started airing basically

he never knew ao3 existed, he just thought people stopped writing fanfic when ff.net died, like it was a fad that had outgrown him or smth

he clicked an ao3 link in my pinned last night, realizing that they were in fact clickable

he's mad at me for not telling him earlier. "I don't have a lot of years left in me and there's so much to read"

he's gonna spend his whole retirement reading trek fanfic now jesus christ

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acesabo

glad to see we're all in agreement šŸ„°

he's very bisexual yes

jumpscare seeing this cross my own dash

he called about it last week, he wrote down peoples' recommendations in his day planner which is cute. He also asked me "did I ever tell you about my gay thing?"

you can probably assume my very slow, suspicious answer of "which gay thing?"

he thought a good addition to this post "that the bloggers might want to know" is that their house mother provided the fraternity with a TV to watch in the common area-- a room so small that they'd have to squeeze in/sit on top of one another if more than a handful of men wanted to catch something on the tube.

Star Trek landed frat boys in his lap which led to realizing said bisexuality. So, based Star Trek, I guess.

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