Charlie at ATL Comic Con today

📸 via n_e_davis on twt

Your honor that’s babygirl 😭😭😭

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

I'm like a moth to a flame but the flame is chest hair

@pastafossa

"Wait I didn't hear anything of Heidi Klum's Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-"

you know what? nevermind.

You left out the best part, the many people that served as her living accessories.

hold up what's up with the moon face though?

her husband is Egg

ME AND WHOOOO

“how do you cope with your mental illness” badly, usually

I ran an Aliens rpg years back. But the players didn't KNOW it was an Aliens game until halfway through the first session.

They thought it was a sci-fi game but they also thought the monsters were going to be zombies.

Over a period of 2 hours they then proceeded to make EVERY Aliens movie cliche "mistake" known to man. Because at the time they all made sense.

The characters in a story don't know they're in a story or what kind of story it is.

They might think their in a romcom instead of a slasher movie. And if you're not in a slasher movie, why the fuck would you search through every closet in your house just because a cup mysteriously fell off a table in the dining room?

This is the kind of toxic masculinity i want to see

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)

WAIT THIS IS FUNNY

“He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football” is maybe my favorite addition to firstprince canon

Alex is so in love he could die.