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Royalty over Bugs Only

@lilbugprincess / lilbugprincess.tumblr.com

32 | Nonbinary | they/them | A princess, but still non-binary. NUMBER ONE BUG IDOL! (Mainblog for Bride-and-Bride FFXIV RP Blog. Follows come from here!)
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Waited in a book store while I was getting new tires installed and when faced with several shelves of texts, it's KINDA embarrassing to pick up "Buddhism for Dummies" BUT. I mean. It was just a larger book than the other beginner ones and delves into a broader spectrum of topics at once rather than focusing only on specific teachings or precepts of belief!!

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kaxen

It occurs to me that my ideal aroace partnership is like how the animal shelter sometimes calls animals that aren't even the same species a bonded pair.

They're not mating, but if you separate them, one of them might die of the Sadness.

Maybe I should just start saying Bonded Pair because the normies get too fuckin' hung up on the definition of "Queerplatonic."

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somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

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shazzaofdoom

Found this free one-page rpg saved on my iPad from back in early 2020 - which means I definitely did not fully understand the joke then, but it is cracking me up now

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