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low budget production of Cats where it’s just 2 hours of approximately 20 cats loose on the stage
brilliant where do i get tickets
You know, I'm pretty sure that's the only way I'd watch that again!
I could literally watch the second kiss between White Josh and Darryl over and over!
I’m a both sexual!! Bahhaha! And like I love that the coming out for both had been so just yes this is it. Like yesssssss thank you!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why no??? What did I forget?
And we keep living anyway.
It’s non-stop
what it’s like to ride with @knightsurgeon tbh
I mean, it's true. But why would you want to listen to anything else?
who needs broadway when every trip in my car is a one-woman production of hamilton starring me as everyone
@knightsurgeon it you
Oh hey, it is me!
YOU'RE NEVER ONLINE TO TALK TO ME ANYMORE THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEND YOU SHITTY MEMES IF YOU'RE NOT ONLINE I'M NOT TEXTING YOU MEMES OLLIE IT'S TOO MUCH WORK --xoxo ily talk to me
???
Who is this?? Haha I’m online all the time???
then why do you hardly talk to me anymore you jerk
Because all I talk about is homework, Roswell, and this stupid deck building game
Um, I think you misspelled awesome. This AWESOME deck building game.
By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast
MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat
MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right
MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great
MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great
MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls
MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree
MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land
MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are
MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in
MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for
MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire
Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website
it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in
EVERYONE TAKE THIS BEAUTIFUL QUIZ RIGHT NOW
I would just like to say that this is 100% Victoria’s fault for sending me this video.
Bonus:
@nonbinarysully Ollie! Ollie! Ollie!
