[repeating to myself in the mirror] it is fine to write serviceable workaday sentences. not all of them have to be the God-King of Sentences, beautiful in structure, deft in word choice, gilded in metaphor, etc. sometimes a guy has to get from one side of a room to the other.

please reblog for a larger sample size my friends disagree with my methods

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

Guys 2014 is in two months

Guys 2024 is in two months

ok i'm curious,

passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the front passenger seat is called shotgun

I've seen too many terfs claim that trans women tell cis women to not talk about their periods, so,

reblog for a larger sample size or whatever

As always pls reblog for bigger sample size!

why is robbie doing him like this thats normal its perfectly normal !!! #normiebehavior #average #typical #everyonebehavior

blocked ! regular thinkers dni !!!

Underthinkers Get off My Post

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland