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Geraskefer is back baby!!!!!

part one

I believe that Tissaia knew things were not right with the Brotherhood since the Battle at Sodden. Honestly she could have even known a little before then, but Sodden definitely confirmed it for her. Even when she slept with Vilgefuck and had that sorry excuse of a relationship, I think she was in denial. That’s why it hurt so much when he betrayed her at the Conclave. She didn’t want to be right. For once she wanted to be proven wrong, but it just didn’t happen.

I also feel like the only reason she even entertained the idea of being with him, was because Yennefer was with Geralt. With how their relationship had been thus far portrayed in the show, it would’ve only made sense for Yennefer and Tissaia to be together. Tissaia being with Vilgefuck was because she didn’t want to feel the pain of not being able to be with Yennefer, because of Geralt’s stupid wish.

I say all this to say, Tissaia knew when she was going to die. It was completely planned. She’s not the type of person to go into anything without a plan. She also wasn’t going to die at anyone else’s hand but her own. NO way in hell was she EVER going to let anyone even think they could chain and capture her. Sabrina and the others even trying was beyond pathetic and ill advised. Tissaia had a plan from the start. Her hand may have been stretched thin, but I firmly believe she was always in control. She wasn’t ever going to leave unless it was her choice, and an absolute last one at that. She knew when her time was up and understood when she’d fulfilled her duty.

That being said, she’s not dead. Her and Yennefer live in a beautiful cottage far from everything with their magical love child. They’re both immortal and Vilgefuck is dead. Geralt won the fight on the shore, and walks around wearing his teeth ( like people wear shells and shark’s teeth (poor sharks i know) ). Jaskier is renowned for his music and finally gained the sense to dial it back on his exaggerations (He just wanted to be Geralt’s good boy). Cari is still being trained by Geralt and Yennefer, with Tissaia’s help every now and then (magical mishaps are hard to control when she’s constantly “distracting” Yennefer. It’s all on purpose, but Tissaia would never tell Yennefer that. She enjoys watching her try to concentrate while being all flustered, because Tissaia keeps intercepting her thoughts).

I'm in, but I'm not escaping unless I'm about to pass out!

okay marauders hc that because sirius' middle name was “orion” and the boys didn't want to call him that every time they used a different silly middle name like imagine stuff like:

“sirius santa claus black why is there dirt in the carpet?”

or like

“sirius toaster black get back here and give me my shirt”

and slowly it'd get like a game and maybe the girls would get in on it too

Imagine:

Regulus writes his friends that he just adopted a pet.

Everyone starts arguing on which pet he adopted (most of them thinks it's a cat, but some thinks it's a snake or something strange like that).

Then they go at Regulus' home and they find a huge fucking stag in the middle of the living room.

(aka: James, who went there to ask Regulus out, panicked and turned into a stag out of Regulus' door. And Regulus just. Saw a stag in front of his house and was like: "okay. Suppose it's mine now").

Sirius laughed so hard that day he almost choked

marauders as tweets i saw on my TL this week LOL i got this idea from @moondustinfj and the art is from of course @sophithil on ig !!

Marlene McKinnon and Sirius Black

For the @blackinnonfest and @siriuslychessi

Marlene McKinnon and Sirius Black

For the @blackinnonfest and @siriuslychessi

Susan Hart RIPPER STREET S02E08

Very, TOO accurate😂

This is the only thing I think about in modern au’s. After each hunt Jaskier hoses geralt down before he lets him inside and every time geralt makes it harder by biting at the water like a dog

Geralt and Yennefer dealing with Jaskier and Ciri's nonsense