I am losing it at this image on Wikipedia for static electricity

look at that Expression Of Resignation To Fate

just a small collection of my favorite tags on this post so far

He’s coming to boop you

everyone needs to experience being booped by this little seal 

The pure delight you feel as the seal gets closer is definitely worth it

You cannot resist the boop!

Snow leopards of the Big Cat Sanctuary in the UK. They love to cuddle when they sleep.

attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

Important, indeed

how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

the archive/tagged trick is a lifesaver!!

a caveat on op’s caveat is that if your blog/the blog you want to search is older than [whenever they forced everybody into the tumblr.com/user change], most of these tricks will still work whether or not they have enabled “custom theme.”

tumblr works it’s just a closely guarded secret

OMG useful.

ophelia..

psst quick note to everyone calling this a Water Buffalo:

this is a cow 🐄🐮

WAIT THIS WAS MEANT TO SAY ADHD

THIS IS HOW IT STARTS.

YOU GUYS BETTER NOT

I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN AND I AM FRIGHTENED.

YOU ALL BETTER TELL US IF WE GET FOUND BY SOMEONE LIKE PM SEYMOUR OR BETTINA LEVI

I know a person who knows a person, but I can't be bothered

I AM FRIGHTENED.

IT'D BE KINDA FUNNY THOUGH BC JAMIE WOULD PROBABLY EXPLODE IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

OPERATION: MAKE JAMIE EXPLODE HAS COMMENCED

Noah I’m going to skin you

HAVE YOU LEARNT NOTHING????? DONT TEPMT THE DEVIL OR HE MAY HAVE TEA WITH YOUR GRANDMA FUCKING HELL

FUCKING SCATTER HE FOUND ME OUT

this joke really... sticks.

my favourite reblog branch (what do you call it??) from this post <2

thread? Idk

YES THAT'S THE BUTCH

GUYS TARGET OFFICIALS HERE

I-

what-

I’m not even tumblr famous why are you excited????

Apparently you are famous shut up

SINCE WHEN

NONE OF MY POSTS HAVE EVER BROKE CONTAINMENT????

I THINK MY BIGGEST POST WAS THE ORIGINAL TARGRT WINGS?????? WHICH GOT LIKE 900 NOTES MAX?????

Who's gonna tell them

Bro when new corpo blogs join, I’m not even tagged

I am not famous

....

Let me find it but I believe I hav seen one of your posts on pinterest

You've breached containment somehow

WHAT

It's. HAPPENING.

(July 2nd 2024)

by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now

One in a million shot of lightning striking a tree.

Credit: Debbie Parker

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