people talk about JK Rowling retroactively adding diversity representation to Harry Potter but tbh i always thought the funniest retroactive addition to the stories was turning Protagonist House, Antagonist House, Supporting Character House 1 and Supporting Character House 2 into like psychological categories

BREAKING: The FCC just voted to repeal net neutrality, meaning we’re all screwed. TV news shows were essentially silent about this for the three weeks leading up to the vote.

When I saw this post on my dash, it kept disappearing every time the site finished loading. It had nothing to do with my blacklist extension, all evidence of this post on my dash vanished. I had to go to the blog of the person I’m reblogging it from DIRECTLY. If you can see this post at all, even if it’s for a split second, try and like it and reblog it! Don’t let this post be hidden!

Urgent, please help!!

**PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST**

Hey guys, I’m incredibly sorry to ask for help again but is anyone may be able to send me £20 so I can buy myself dinner today and tomorrow?

I know that I’ve made this post before, but if anyone has been following me for any amount of time, you’ll know that I’ve been struggling a lot these past few months with my government, benefits and trying to keep my home. I have been trying very desperately to sort out my Universal Credit benefit, as my mental illnesses prevent me from working and I’m currently trying to appeal my WCA and my benefit has been sanctioned and reassessed due to it, causing me to struggle with my rent and bill payments and the last post that I made received a lot of notes but I didn’t reach my goal. 

And as of today (April 10th), I still desperately need help to get groceries for the next 4 - 6 weeks (until mid-May, when my WCA appeal has been processed and my benefit is reinstated), pay my phone/internet and pay my gas and electricity meter bills for this month and I would be incredibly appreciative if anyone could spare anything at all to help me.  

I absolutely loathe to ask for more help but, I still desperately need it, even just £1/$1 makes such a difference. Things are getting incredibly difficult and bills are constantly popping up so I could really use all the help I can possibly get and sharing definitely helps just as much a donations and nobody has to donate if they can’t or don’t want to.

Thank you 🙏💖💖

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Here’s to Danny Phantom, the first superhero whose main power is to Die On Command

tags of god

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

Couldn’t scroll

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

people who say y’all

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

how bad could it possibly be

this is it.  this is my favorite tag on this post

it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post

Why is everyone mad? This is a good song.

oh. my. fucking. god. 

everyone click on this its fucking horrible im so angry agh

you fucking monster lmao

im straight

hahahahahahaha april fools

got you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got you

QUICK PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FIND ME THAT PICTURE OF THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT WAS LIKE “DIESEL FUMES” AND “HUEUGH” AND OTHER STUPID ASS NAMES 

This one??

NO THEY WEREN’T IN A THING IT LOOKED LIKE THIS 

BUT WITH STUPID NAMES

F O U N D    I T

reblogging for reference

ur favorite flower

ig: paxyshia

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!! 

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

Well then…

Let’s get to work.

Without further ado, and over a year in the making:

The final draft of the script

ship asks

I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother”

APPROPRIATE!!

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS AND IT’LL MAKE SENSE

Daily Capital Journal, Salem, Oregon, March 31, 1956