Thats Cunt in Stilettos

THOG MOBILE

There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

Was Scooby and the gang ringing up the police?? No bc Fred and Shaggy were dodging the draft

By far the funniest comment I've gotten on a meme I posted

Discord telling me to touch grass

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist

the shaft looks brand new but it’s clear that the head has gotten a lot of heavy wear and tear. gorgeous patina on the balls though

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

If Nicki Minaj was around in the 1840s when the franklin expedition went missing her favourite words to rhyme would be bon voyage and decolletage. Shed be like shout out to Franklin’s boys, we told them bon voyage, now they stuck in more ice than on my decolletage