I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.
It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
Oh my god
I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.
It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
Oh my god
i've seen the greatest fags of my generation lost to taylor swift
i’ve seen the greatest
fags of my generation
lost to taylor swift
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop
Wizard tip:
Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)
no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation
Its chubby wyrm sunday
I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.
Ebay listing pictures remain an untapped well of fantastic images