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i like the thought that andrew can walk up to neil at any moment and put his chin on his shoulder 💔
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I love that scene in tkm where Wymack tells Neil he's going to make him vice captain the next year and Neil tries to politely decline (on the grounds that he'll be dead by then) and Wymack is literally like too bad bitch. This isn't a democracy and i say you're the next captain so figure it out
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Andreil smooch
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neil going absolutely rabid teeth-baring feral murder raccoon on riko after he threatens to sabotage andrew’s recovery in easthaven is something that can actually be so personal
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pls don’t repost!
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Andrew: btw i thought you should know, im gay
Renee: huh interesting
Andrew: I know right, i thought so too
Andrew:
Andrew: do you think Neil will find it interesting?
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I’ve said it before I’ll say it again Andrew thinking Neil was too good to be real NEVER misses
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the plot of aftg is really just neil being like “don’t you just want to go apeshit?” and kevin going oh Shit yeah i do
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i feel like we’re underappreciating the comedic gold that is andrew “i confessed to killing my mother during a random team meeting” “i broke the arm of the mafia man threatening my sort-of-boyfriend on live tv” “i threatened to murder anyone who steps within 10 feet of me” “i went toe to toe against the japanese mafia for a couple of dumbass stick ball players” minyard being neil’s impulse control
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andrew and neil cuddle (no one can change my mind on this) and their favorite position for this is basically andrew lying on top of neil. it's like a really really heavy security blanket, neil is enclosed, he's grounded, he's warm, andrew is EVERYWHERE. he basically couldn't feel safer
except they're pretty similar heights, only andrew is approximately twice as wide as neil. so on multiple occasions some fox'll come in and see andrew lying face down on the couch half asleep and go "hey where's neil?" and neil will just meerkat his lil head out from where he's completely hidden under his bf like "yeah what's up?"
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Andrew: everyday they put me in the goal with my exy stick
Andrew: everyday everyone looks more and more like a piñata
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small things i think the foxes do that make my heart go brrr
- whenever kevin steps on any object thats usually not supposed to be on the floor he always apologizes and then puts it back where it was
- he also blows on hot food/stirs hot beverages before consuming them but always forgets that they’re hot like 5 seconds after and tries drinking them only to burn his tongue
- aaron counts things by counting each individual joint of his finger (so 3 per finger/2 per thumb) & uses that one trick for multiplying by 9
- andrew hates licking envelopes so he buys various little stickers and uses those to close them instead
- matt keeps hair ties on his wrist in case anybody needs them & at this point he feels weird without them on
- neil ties his shoes the bunny ears way & andrew always says it’s stupid and takes up too much time but finds it kind of endearing
- renee’s hair is too short to fully put up into a ponytail so she pins it back with various colorful barette clips
- dan memorizes everyone’s coffee order and always brings them coffee if they have early morning practice
- allison loves watching absolutely terrible movies & thinks they’re all cinematic masterpieces
- nicky always buys the broken or “ugly” merchandise because he feels bad for it which is ultimately what leads to there being a tiny crooked christmas tree in the foxhole’s lounge area
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[hands you these] part... 69
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Andrew: “Here, take this.” (*holds out his arm*)
Neil, confused: *grabs his hand*
Andrew: “The knife in my sleeve, you idiot.”
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here have some quick andreil + halloween headcanons (inspired by this)
- the foxes spam the groupchat with photos of each other’s decorations and costumes and activities
- andrew and neil’s apartment sets up trick or treating so the kids can go down the hallways and to other buildings in the complex
- neither of them really participated in halloween as kids, so they want to make into a thing just because they can now
- they always have to buy a shit ton of candy because not only are there a lot of kids who come by, andrew eats most of it in the week leading up
- he claims halloween is lowkey stupid but he spends 2.5 hours decorating their front hallway so the little kiddos can see it when they open the door
- they carve jack o lanterns and neil always does a wonky fox that eventually gets less wonky over the years and andrew bounces around between spooky faces and just…carving out a giant shapeless blob
- they get thing 1 and thing 2 costumes for the cats except it says “bastard 1″ and “bastard 2″
- neil, every single year without fail, dresses up as kevin day and draws the jankiest looking chess piece on his cheek just so the groupchat gets the delight of an all-caps rage text
- “IT’S NOT EVEN ON THE RIGHT FUCKING CHEEK NEIL YOU OBTUSE FUCKING WALNUT”
- (dan almost peed her pants laughing at that one)
- andrew slaps two different pairs of cat ears on and very seriously tells kids he dressed up like sir and king and they LOVE it
- occasionally he’ll put in more effort, which means a white lab coat and glasses and a tag that says: “dr. aaron minyard”
- when kids want to know who dr. aaron minyard is he tells them “the biggest nerd on the planet”
- aaron is torn between being infuriated and weirdly touched
- andrew is really good with kids and it comes to him naturally, but neil has to try a little harder
- one time a harried mom brings her three kids by their door, and the youngest is dressed like a black cat and freaks out when she sees king because it’s her twin!!
- neil sits on the ground and holds him in his lap so she can pet him, and she’s so attached that she doesn’t want to leave and the mom and the older kids are getting kinda impatient
- so neil tells the mom if she’s okay with it, he’ll remain sitting in the threshold of his apartment with her daughter standing out in the hall and she can finish up the row then come back
- he spends ten minutes entertaining an extremely talkative five year old named gracie while she pets king, and he does a pretty great job
- by the end of it gracie declares neil her “best friend” because no one else at school wants to be her friend and some kid named billy said her costume was “lame”
- the mom comes back, profusely thanks neil, and then he and gracie part ways
- neil, turning to andrew immediately: “i’m gonna throw hands with a five year old”
- andrew: “i’m in”
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i don’t make the rules but it’s definitely a rule that neil starts calling matt “matty” because they’re best friends and renee once told him best friends give each other nicknames (hence why allison is “alli” to the girls) and every time matt hears the nickname he lights up like a christmas tree
when they both go pro the nickname definitely becomes a ~thing~. a reporter jokingly tries to call matt “matty” and he’s like i’m sorry that’s not allowed you’re not 5′3 with red hair. and then his and neil’s teams play each other and because matt is guarding neil they get in each other’s faces a lot. and yeah in the heat of the moment maybe they don’t seem so friendly but it’s always okay. basically the cameras capture this one moment where matt is sticking to neil like glue while he’s just trying to score a point and eventually neil gets so frustrated he screams “MATTY FUCK OFF” and matt just laughs
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you know that post that's like "if someone says 'make me' in the middle of an argument im 100% thinking about making out with them"?
oh andrew