literally anytime i do anything remotely difficult i suddenly feel as though i am frodo baggins collapsed on mount doom. like i’ll be composing an email and suddenly i cant recall the taste of food nor the sound of water and there’s a giant flaming eyeball hindering my vision and i dont even have my gardeners big strong arms to gently cradle me
me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE
the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real
literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water
Wet beast
Just say the weird thing!!! you will attract a crazy girl who wants to be your best friend.
The Swan, No. 1 by Hilma af Klint is one of her most well known works.
tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin
tricking the police sketch artist into drawing fanart of the character i like
