Yawny On Main

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out

“haha the bullet’s in my dick” WRONG. this post is about woundfucking

6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

yeah you’re making me 6’2 my fucking stomach

It's over, they've taken everything from me

TIL In an epilogue at the end of the original 1931 Dracula film, Dracula breaks the fourth wall and taunts the audience, saying vampires are real and to be afraid. In a 1936 re-release, this was censored by the Hays Code, out of fear it would encourage belief in the occult.

via reddit.com

think about how many people have died because they took out the warning

the shit your parents do when you move out

born to post at 2 am forced to honk mimimi

"ourhhg my bonnar" is currently the funniest phrase to me like. sorry i got so horny i temporarily turned into a cave person. thog penis hard

me at the job i begged god for

snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

that didn't work. okay. time for plan b *gets down on my knees and starts tying my hair back*

you bully cecil about confessing his love on live radio but honestly if you like someone u should be as blunt about it as possible or nothing will ever get done.

like he had a strat and it worked. you cannot deny that it worked. you are sitting there single bc you don't have the courage the strength the vision to doxx a barber

We need more lesbians in STEM*

*Sucking Tits, Edging and Moaning

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …