The top 2 categories of people who swear the most are:
1. 15 year old boys 2. People in the military
And therefore it makes sense that, Edward Elric, a 15 year old boy in the military, holds the record for “Most Swear Words Ever Said by a Single Human Being”
Everyone is out here tagging it “let Ed say fuck” but that is literally Ed’s first line in the entire Hungarian dub
“Without his arm he’s just an angry little kid who swears a lot”
-Havoc
Wow thats a cycle
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jack stauber: *unintelligible mumbling*
me:
this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.
People lining up to choke Sasuke
a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her
a tradesman, deeply in love with her ancient craft: and then after that painstakingly difficult task, they take this super finicky tool and use a very very VERY precise amount of force and/or temperature to force the unbelievably difficult material to adhere to human whims, just to get it into this horrifying mechanism that might hurt the user if they arent skilled enough. then the REAL work begins–
me, laying on my stomach kicking my feet in the air rhythmically while holding my chin in my hands like a flower cup: and then what :)
Who needs horse centaurs these days am I right?
More bois :3
Emile has joined!
Rhys (Tales from The Borderlands)
Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts)
Connor (Detroit Become Human)
They are All Adorable Dork’s Who Needs To Be Protected
