❛    why are you all wet    ?    ❜ ❛    it’s sandwich day.    ❜ ❛    do you know what tuna is    ?    ❜ ❛    i’d be an abomination.    ❜ ❛    why is this so important    ?    ❜ ❛    family means no one gets left behind.    ❜ ❛    if you want to leave you can.    ❜ ❛    i’ll remember you,    though.    ❜ ❛    i remember everyone that leaves.    ❜ ❛    you’re the cause of all this.    ❜ ❛    it’s little and broken,    but still good.    ❜ ❛    you’re vile,    you’re foul,    you’re flawed.    ❜ ❛    also cute and fluffy.    ❜ ❛    you wreck everything you touch.    ❜ ❛    why not try making something for a change    ?    ❜ ❛    no more caffeine for you.    ❜ ❛    he / she wanted me to join his legion of the undead.    ❜ ❛    i knew it.    ❜ ❛    oh good.    my dog found the chainsaw.    ❜ ❛    sorry i bit you,    and pulled your hair,    and punched you in the face.    ❜ ❛    i got a new dog    !    ❜ ❛    you are so finished when i get in there.    ❜ ❛    trust me,    this is not gonna end well.    ❜ ❛    ha    !    i win    !    ❜ ❛    a falling star.    i call it.    ❜ ❛    get out,    i have to make a wish.    ❜ ❛    can’t you go any faster    ?    ❜ ❛    gravity is increasing on me.    ❜ ❛    the same thing happened yesterday.    ❜ ❛    why do you act so weird    ?    ❜ ❛    you look familiar.    ❜ ❛    i’m lost.    ❜ ❛    don’t interact with her / him.    ❜ ❛    we know her / him.    ❜ ❛    look at the bright side.    you won’t have to yell at anyone anymore.    ❜ ❛    we’re a broken family aren’t we     ?    ❜ ❛    maybe a little,    maybe a lot.    ❜ ❛    i shouldn’t have yelled at you.    ❜ ❛    it’s our job.    ❜ ❛    you can never belong.    ❜ ❛    i didn’t teach him / her that.    ❜ ❛    you came back.    ❜ ❛    nobody get’s left behind.    ❜ ❛    come on,    what’s the big deal    ?    ❜ ❛    leave my mother out of this    !    ❜ ❛    oh great,    he / she’s loose.    ❜ ❛    did you ever kill anyone    ?    ❜ ❛    are you happy    ?    ❜ ❛    i’m adjusted.    ❜ ❛    he / she likes your butt and fancy hair.    ❜ ❛    no,    that’s from my blue period    !    ❜ ❛    oh,    you are such a pain.    ❜ ❛    stupid head    !    ❜ ❛    read the charges.    ❜ ❛    are they intelligent    ?    ❜ ❛    did you catch fire again    ?    ❜ ❛    answer me.    ❜ ❛    what was that    ?    ❜ ❛    i know you had something to do with this.    ❜ ❛    what are you doing    ?    ❜ ❛    you’re just jealous ‘cause i’m pretty.    ❜ ❛    i know what you mean.    ❜ ❛    i need someone to be my friend.    ❜ ❛    he / she’s very persuasive.    ❜ ❛    please go about your business.    ❜ ❛    oh,    i can’t complain.    ❜ ❛    you smell like a lawn mower.    ❜ ❛    ____    is troubled.    he / she needs desserts.    ❜ ❛    here,    educate yourself.    ❜ ❛    this is low even for you.    ❜ ❛    you’re all mine.    ❜ ❛    please don’t do this.    ❜ ❛    leave me alone to die.    ❜ ❛    does this look infected to you    ?    ❜ ❛    you’d better not have rabies.    ❜ ❛    don’t worry,    this is all part of a plan.    ❜ ❛    we are professionals.    ❜ ❛    hey    !    get that out of your mouth.    ❜ ❛    new rules.    ❜ ❛    that is the ugliest thing i ever saw.    ❜ ❛    listen carefully.    ❜ ❛    that would be a bad idea.    ❜ ❛    aren’t they beautiful    ?    ❜ ❛    uncomfortable    ?    good.    ❜ ❛    with pleasure.    ❜

* VIOLENT ACTION STARTERS Send me a NUMBER for your muse to : 

001. — Backhand my muse. 002. — Stab my muse.  003. — Put out a cigarette on my muse’s skin. 004. — Hit my muse with a blunt object.  005. — Throw something large at my muse.  006. — Kick my muse. 007. — Punch my muse. 008. — Break one of my muse’s bones. 009. — Scratch my muse. 010. — Headbutt my muse. 011. — Shoot my muse. 012. — Knock my muse out. 013. — Strangle my muse. 014. — Push my muse roughly. 015. — Grab my muse by the hair. 016. — Bruise my muse. 017. — Threathen my muse with an object of harm.  018. — Go to harm my muse’s eyes. 019. — Bite my muse. 020. — Tear away parts of my muse’s skin. 021. — Force my muse’s head under water. 022. — Throw something scalding at my muse. 023. — Burn my muse. 024. — Step on my muse’s fingers. 025. — Rip one of my muse’s teeth out. 026. — Slash my muse’s achilles tendon ( s ). 027. — Clothesline my muse. 028. — Harm my muse enough for them to cough up blood.  029. — Drive into my muse with a vehicle. 030. — Electrocute my muse. 031. — Slam my muse against a wall. 032. — Force my muse’s arm behind their back. 033. — Kick my muse’s crotch. 034. — Trip my muse. 035. — Put my muse in a headlock. 036. — Break my muse’s nose. 037. — Force their fingers down my muse’s throat. 038. — Crack my muse’s head against a wall. 039. — Attempt to kill my muse. 040. — Attempt to kill my muse creatively.

send     ❛    POW  !     ❜    to see my muse get shot   . 

_________ or _________

1. “You’re a disappointment to me.”
2. “I don’t care if you live or die.”
3. “I used to care about you. Now? I regret every second I wasted.”
4. “How do you think I feel? I’m pissed off!”
5. “Go. Just go.”
6. “If you come back, I won’t be here.”
7. “I’ve never despised someone as much as I despise you.”
8. “Ha! You think I care about you? What do you think I am, desperate?”
9. “I regret ever saying ‘hello’.”
10. “Leave and don’t come back, ever.”
11. “Remember when we first met? I wish I didn’t.”
12. “You’re the worst mistake I’ve ever made.”
13. “Don’t touch me. Don’t even look at me.” “You took months/years of my life away. I’ll never get those back.”
14. “I saw a trash bag on the side of the road today. Reminded me of you.”
15. “I could have been doing so much better than wasting my time with you.”
16. “You’re a sick bastard, you know that?”
17. “I don’t care.”
18. “Go ahead, leave. Don’t worry about coming back.”
19. “You’re such a piece of shit.”
20. “I didn’t think you could be any more of a shithead, but you just proved me wrong.”
21. “You’re so stupid.”
22. “Why do I waste my time with you?”
23. “You’re not the person I thought you were.”
24. “Hey! Just a daily reminder: you’re a piece of shit!”
25. “I deserve so much better.”
26. “We’re not friends. We were never friends!”
27. “I pretended to like you because I felt bad for you! How did you fall for that?”
28. “I never want to see you again.”
29. “You’ve done nothing but make my life a living hell.”
30. “Don’t apologize - you don’t deserve my forgiveness!”
31. “No, I’m never giving you another chance!”
32. “I wish you were never born.”
33. “You’re the last person I wanted to see right now.”
34. “I’d rather be working with anyone else in the whole world right now.”
35. “When you get back, your shit’s gonna be on the front lawn. Take it and get out.”
36. “Go ahead, choose them! You deserve each other.”
37. “I don’t know what they see in you.”
38. “You’re an embarrassment to me.”
39. “You’re an embarrassment to all of us.”
40. “I wish it was you. I wish it was you to die instead of them.”
41. “God, why did I have to end up working with the biggest asshole in the world?”
42. “How could you think I ever loved you? You seriously think I’d sink that low?”
43. “Sorry, I just puked in my mouth a bit. I accidentally looked at your face.”
44. “How can you even live with yourself?”
45. “If I was your mirror, I’d break myself just so you would throw me in the trash and I wouldn’t have to look at you.”
46. “Being with you was the worst time of my life.”
47. “You’re a monster.”
48. “Not a day goes by that I don’t wake up wishing I was dead because of you.”
49. “I’m going to ruin your fucking life.”
50. “You said you would change, but you never did! You never will!”
51. “Some people are just born to fail. Sorry you’re one of the unlucky ones.”
52. “You’re so worthless, you hardly even exist to me.”
53. “I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and just walk away.”
54. “If you give me that look one more time, I’m skipping jump-rope with your large intestines.”
55. “Honestly, I’m embarrassed to even know you.”
56. “Ugh, it smells like something died in here. Oh. It’s just you.”
57. “You need to stop. You hurt everyone around you!”
58. “Until you get your shit together, I don’t want to hear you complain.”
59. “Look at you. You’re disgusting.”
60. “Stop making me look bad.”
61. “You have a face that makes me wish punching people wasn’t frowned upon in our society.”
62. “Shut your mouth. I don’t want to hear your obnoxious voice.”
63. “Go play in traffic.”
64. “Fuck off.”
65. “If I saw you in the ocean clinging to a log for safety, I’d save the log and let you drown. At least wood can become something useful, like toilet paper.”
66. “How could I ever love something as terrible and hideous as you?”
67. “I can’t even look at you right now.”
68. “It was all a lie.”
69. “I never loved you, and I never will.”
70. “Don’t try to beg. It won’t work.”
71. “You’re not worth the mud on the bottom of my shoes.”
72. “Look at you. You’re pathetic. I’ve never seen a sadder sight.”
73. “I’m going to hurt you slowly, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it.”
74. “For what you did to them, I’ll do the same to you.”
75. “An apology? You want to offer an apology? No. I don’t accept it.”
76. “You’re everything I hate in a person.”
77. “I wish you were dead.”
78. “You’re nothing to me. Less than nothing!”
79. “What a sad sack of shit you are.”
80. “My life is in fucking shambles thanks to you!”
81. “How could you? You bastard!”
82. “I’d rather eat sewage than ever touch you again.”
83. “Hey asshole, I’m here to ruin your day, just like I did yesterday and the day before that.”
84. “You’d be more useful if you weren’t even alive.”
85. “Hey, it’s my least favorite waste of space.”
86. “Every day that I woke up next to you, I was tempted to smother you with a pillow while you slept.”
87. “Love you? Don’t make me laugh.”
88. “Just thinking about you makes me sick to my stomach.”
89. “You deserve a slow and painful death for what you’ve done.”
90. “I can’t stand people like you.”
91. “Stop doing that thing. You know, that thing I hate. Breathing.”
92. “If I could trade you for a nest of angry wasps, you would be long gone.”
93. “I can’t wait to dance on your grave.”
94. “If we were the last two people on earth, I’d be subtracting one.”
95. “I never want to see the likes of your filth around here again.”
96. “I’m disgusted by you.”
97. “Fuck you!”
98. “If I ever see you again, it will be far too soon.”
99. “I have three words for you: Burn. In. Hell.”
100. “I hate you.”