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instead of telling your significant other you love them, just look at them in the eyes and say: termination mission status… failed

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i’m gonna head off for tonight and will be on an ongoing hiatus because school (i’m still not very used to the schedule and stuff :/) just wanted to tell you guys incase you thought i was ignoring you or something (i also don’t know how to set up a queue because i’m uneducated and until i learn how to there will kinda be a shortage of posts, reblogs, etc. on this blog. just wanted to let people know. have a nice day/afternoon/evening/night!) 

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Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

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yd12k

The dads are evolving

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

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Dear Sister,
By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you’ll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love, your brother Keith.
P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other
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waluigiphannies

waluigi phannies

do you often find yourself in utter awe of waluigi’s existence? do you find yourself in need to gush about waluigi but no one to gush to? ya like dnp? well this is the net for you! join this net if you love these three white lanky daddys!!!

pros:

  • conversations about the father, the son, and the holy spirit aka waluigi, dan, and phil
  • a place to share ur memes
  • cah
  • rad friends to talk to at 3am

cons:

  • uh you’ll have too much fun?? just join it’ll be DANK AF asdfjsd

what do you do if you want to join?

note:

  • no homophobia, no transphobia, no racism, no assholes. if you purposely misgender or trigger someone you’ll be banned from the group chat immediately
  • the gc will most likely be on telegram
  • around 20 people will be selected
  • the deadline is august 2st 11:59pm est!! (the deadline may be extended or shortened due to how many apps this gets)

if you have any questions just shoot us an ask!!!

and that is yall have fun

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update: we’re extending the application deadline to august 31st!!!

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waluigiphannies

14 days left to apply!!!!!

#signal boost
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