works-in-progress, read-more is me complaining about myself working on them

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We know how to pen-spin 〜 みやかわくん

there they are

Clouds look like incoming tsunami. From here

Earth is really mad at us

It’s Greed Day apparently so here’s this slut 

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

Zelda, watching Link use the master sword to cut grass:

(battle music plays)

it WAS for him

This also happened in Santiago de Chile. The dog thought everyone was there to see him.

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

“(…) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. He’s tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (field’s name). The [team]’s men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, he’s so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he can’t. He tells the pup “enough, enough, go over there”… however *commentator laughs*, there’s the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichicho’s (little dog) essential input…. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].“

*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporter’s mic (who allows him do it)*

I’ve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.

pondering

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

By @BarbroFarbror Twitter

Sexy French things to say during sex

Envoyé par un pote hors tumblr: “tu la sens ma grosse baguette?

Ah ! Non ! C’est un peu court, jeune homme !

- L'amour c'est comme un bilboquet.

“Continue, vas-y, Emmanuel”

Qu’est-ce que c’est

Voilà c’qui va s’passer !

Politique style :

“Ô rage, ô désespoir, ô vieillesse ennemie !” “MARECHAAAAAL NOUS VOILAAAA” “Coucou hibou, coucou hibou, coucou !”

“A mort Louis Croix V Baton !” “Je te mettrai à genoux, Arthur de Bretagne !” “Maître corbeau sur un arbre perché[…]” “KAMOULOX !” “Vous voulez pas un whisky d’abord ?” “PAYS D’GALLES INDÉPENDAAAAANT !!”

“Stephaniiiiie de Monaco” “Alors c’est ça le fameux donjon ?” “M’enfin ?” “Bachibouzouk !” “A dada sur mon bidet” “Un peu plus à l’ouest” “Elle est comment la blanquette ?”

“Oui, je soutiendrai le gagnant de la primaire.” “Je veux dire à ma femme que je l'aime.” “Ça a été très, très, très, très chaud.” “Ma France, elle est comme Zorro.” “Quelle indignité.” “J'AI LA SUPER PÊCHE” “Je suis profondément choqué”

“AVOUEZ VOS VICES, ESPECE DE  SALE PECHERESSE” “Noooooon ne tentez surtout pas de me faire l’amour!! Alerte à la cochonne!! Oh non, vous ne déroberez pas la semence de mes joyaux intimes!! Arrière, Lola lèche-lolos!” “Mais si c’est possible avec la carte Kiwi!” “JEANNE! AU SECOURS!!” “Ils ne passeront pas!

“C'est toi que je t'aimeuh. VACHEMENT BEAUCOUP !”

“Leeees sirènes du port d'Alexandriiiie”

“De Nantes à Montaigu, la digue, la digue”

“Le Monsieur te demande…”

“MANGEZ DES POMMES !!!”

“Rabbi Jacoooob y va danser!” “Actimel, active la défense à l’intérieur, et ça se voit à l’extérieur“ “C’est la crise ma bonne dame“ “Ons’enbatles couilles, Ons’enbatles couilles, ons’enbatles cou-ou-ou-ou-ouilles“ “Ah si tu pouvais fermer ta gueule ça f’rait du bien à la France“ “ARTHOUR! COUILLÈÈÈRE!!“

“Kamoulox”

C'est pas faux.

remember when araki tried to draw chibis………….

this is why u never see him drawing chibis

koichi looks exactly the same

last day to reblog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

Fine

This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of illumination. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, its purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.