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bebemoon

good thing i'm not a film critic as i'm grotesquely inclined to call any film where an off-putting young murderess gets her happily-ever-after with a handsome, worm-ridden corpseman "movie of the year"

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Janet was going to commit me, and that hand was going to do evil things, but now it's a conduit for the musical prowess of REO Speedwagon...anyway, I gotta go change my pad, and you gotta get upstairs because they're going to be home soon.

Lisa Frankenstein (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

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ayoedebiris

Death is temporary. I’ll love you forever. LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

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Everybody wants a goth gf until she cuts off your hand so she can sew it on to her pet undead Victorian guy

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find a man who cherishes you enough to cut off the dick of the man who has scorned you in order to use it to tenderly make love to you after proposing with a peach ring so that you do not have to die a virgin and can instead live on forever with him while he regularly brings flowers to your gravesite and tends to your undead body's electrocution wounds as he reads percy bysshe shelley's poetry to you. do NOT settle for less.

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i think if lisa asked the creature if he’d still love her if she was a worm he’d do that cat hacking up a hairball move again and give her an actual worm and she’d think it was the most romantic thing ever

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