meow meow

walks out of a closet covered in blood with a goofy lovestruck smile on my face

walks out of a room covered in lipstick kisses with a thousand yard stare

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

Shut up bitch

Please done use that word, it's misogynistic

Sorry....... cunt

im so carefree but in like a depressing way

i’m begging people to know they can have interests and hobbies that aren’t related to the Walt Disney Company’s stable of highly profitable intellectual properties

a teleporting cat. It’s just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else

that’s just a cat

literally any cat

It doesn’t matter what generation ur from we’re all stupid

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

It doesn’t matter what generation ur from we’re all stupid

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

last photo of queen elisabeth II and prince philip together🙏🏼😔💖 this is so sad

the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

the girls are learning to count

Technically there’s an infinite amount of numbers between them but I’m afraid if I try to explain decimals I’ll either lose my gay card or get shot

(:

amelia earhart isn’t dead shes on that island smoking fat blunts with the coconut crabs

these tags are so fucking funny like imagine someone sending out psychic vibes to amelia earhart