Get a man who can do both!

I'M TRYING OKAY

oh to be a pup being painted - by William Henry Hamilton Trood (1848-1899). 

You know he watched this happen and laughed his ass off and went, “people need to see this.”

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

Hurts to see others living your dreams

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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(I feel so ancient now omg)

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this movie also traumatized me LOL i thought i had seen something before it but my mom didn’t think so

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I think it was Ratatouille!

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I think it's

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This was the first movie I saw in theatres.

I was 15.

Harry Potters and the Philosopher's Stone (2001)

High school drama where the popular kid goes ask the nerd out to prom by the lockers ❤️

BEN BARNES Dorian Gray (2009, Oliver Parker)

Okay, I think I need to see the movie because reasons

I draw the line at manual labor.

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Lord of the Foreskin.

Foreskin Wars: A New Hope

The Foreskin Games

The Man From Foreskin... 😖

(because I refuse to go the other way 😂)

Goodbye, Mr Foreskin

I Capture the Foreskin

Red Foreskin Hood

Foreskin of Steel

I capture the foreskin

Red foreskin hood

I died. I’m crying laughing at this!!!

Foreskin Gump

Big Hero Foreskin

Foreskin Squad

The Greatest Foreskin

Foreskin Untold

Seventh Foreskin

Foreskin Hunter

Snow White and the Foreskin

The Chronicles of Foreskin

Hunger Games: Catching Foreskin

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Foreskin, Desolation of Foreskin, The Battle of the Five Foreskins

Assassin’s Foreskin

Yeah... i just went through my movie shelf...heh

HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF FORESKINS

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD FORESKIN

Credits

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHARD MADDEN (June 18th, 1986)

ETERNALS (2021)