"Whozits and Whatzits Galore!"

A 2024 take on my Dick Grayson Batman design from 2011

Also practicing my comic production skills! Lettering is hard.

I think the feathered bat thing is a cool idea but doesn't translate super well? At some point it's like, well does a bat have feathers? it doesn't.

Also the reverse direction scallops I had to abandon. I can't harness all the ideas that 2011 me had

15. Mary Marvel

went for a more greek/roman inspired vibe, looked at a lot of Jen Zee’s Hades work

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

chemist unsettling normies compilation

I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.

(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole ‘the butler did it’ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)

You didn’t answer the key question things brings up: did she popularize the trope before or after the would-be butler tried to kill her?

according to wikipedia, before

There’s something glorious about the fact that the author who popularised “the butler did it” had a servant who a) failed to become the butler and then b) failed to do it.

If he’d been butler material, he’d have finished the job.

Despite its name, the owlbear is in fact neither owl nor bear - it is a large species of rodent whose external incisors resemble a curved "beak." The enamel of these incisors is colored brown because of iron compounds. This hard substance wears down at a slower rate than the regular tooth, thus producing a sharp edge at the tooth tip.

It is thought that owlbears are evolved from smaller burrowing rodents who made use of their external teeth as digging implements. Their ancestors lacked external pinnae, but the modern owlbear's fur grows in an owl-like facial disk to direct sound -- a case of convergent evolution.

Or, what if dnd owlbears were just big mole rats.

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

case in point

this is a Hell of a downgrade 

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

So great news actually the horny oil painter style is starting to make a comeback with millennials who’re into adult romance novels, but not in the way you expect!

Anna Moshak is the artist!

Once again monsterfuckers are creating the bright path for humanity

LESSON 1: madame president

(via @socksual-innuendos)

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

girlboss, himbo husband, and their quasi-redeemed tsundere supervillain third wheel~

”#i love this so so so so so so much, #he's so tired, #love a good redeem vlad, #love a good currently working on being redeemed vlad more”

People really seemed to like my previous epithet erased textpost thing so I decided to make some more. Yay!

tall people problems

I want y'all to know that all my fem!Light Yagami drawings where she's drawn looking feminine are her b4 coming out and entering her butch era.

(also for those who wanna read Light's internal monologue I left it below:)

#i'm kinda glad light isn't a woman bc she'd be one of the most universally hated anime characters ever (esp among dudebro fans) #(but dw she'd have a legion of tumblr lesbians defending her honor) #I just wouldn't be able to handle seeing my blorbo slandered by dudebros with no media analysis skills (i've experienced the horrors b4) (tags by op)

Some Genderbent Vegebul for April Fools' day