feelings ™

which is definitely not an omen

This is where Brexit Britain has gotten us. Can't even have a proper apocalypse now.

FOUR horses? In THIS economy?

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???

These are so fun to make

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

I’ve never done this before

Sorry this is the best post I’ve seen in a while

I’ll leave this post alone now

This is way too much fun

I’m not done yet I suppose

no no no you dont get it this is all i wanna do now. I love birds I love them I love them

Here’s another

Your local pigeon

@todaysbird

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

Look everyone look

♡ 12" Alita Seacow Squishmallow from Claire's ♡

All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram

Great post for the milk egg and bread fandom

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

oh that’s good that’s clever

I was wondering how they'd handle the alt text. You should look at it.