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"kill them with kindness" wrong. Rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.

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pukicho

If God were real he'd have divvied up my stupid dumb amongst the crowd instead of giving it all to me, but here I am

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mag200

“ughg i hate (x) color its so ugly” first off all colors are contextualized by their light and environment which is forever shifting so jot that down. second of all bad colors dont exist.

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pukicho

At arport, goi home

The captain just gave me a gold star for being the best junior pilot around oh yeah!!

The captain struck me

He has just done it again

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