i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
i love this post so much you guys have no idea
cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw
modern day who’s on second
“me saw who! me saw who!!!”
I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already
I love you dead punctuation marks.
i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military
the hoes are more than a little alarmed by my new and innovative blowjob technique the "death roll"
Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer
This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable
CO2 level: Severe
The AI's that are supposed to be learning from Tumblr posts:
carbon monoxide's formula is just CO. CO2 is carbon dioxide
😭😭😭😭 The comments-
The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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