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i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she's butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said "ok" and the guy hearing her voice was like "oh shit, are you a girl?" and she was like "yeah" and he put the knife away and said something like "sorry. i can't do this to a woman" and left. feminist ally.
it's a tragedy i couldn't find this post in time for international women's day. happy belated women's day to this guy.
HAPPY FUCKIN INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY
the Ides of March grows near
This is all I got from episode 5 actually
FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS
(Free Palestine π΅πΈ)
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is βI like your shoelacesβ
that way we know weβre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iβm just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Letβs take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants π check it right now π you might be getting your period π hey bestie i think youre bleeding π" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG βοΈ its The Slime
There you go racists. Book accurate Annabeth to cure your souls π€π€π€
for new years day, i decided to start posting more art
hereβs my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the worldβs oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake
i will be developing a line of merchandise for this new character, talks are already ongoing for the Horny Walter PEZ Dispenser/butt plug