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MEDIC!

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Hans Jager - Off Canon Medic tf2 - RP/Ask Blog
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Send “Is that you?” to find my adult muse as a child.

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Hello, I am in need of more people to send my homicidal zombie manchild to annoy interact with! Give this post a like or reblog if you’re interested in rping with the TF2 Freak the Christian Brutal Sniper and I’ll check your blog out. I’m NOT mutuals only so even if I don’t follow back feel free to poke him.

Mun is not responsible for loss of limbs as a result of poking.

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Victorian Horror symbol starters

Send me a symbol for a starter based on Victorian Horror and Victorian Gothic tropes and history! Enjoy a few little references to famous tales as well ~ (If you’d like a drabble based on these, send “symbol + drabble”) - suggested by @junkenghoul 

(Triggers present: all manner of death mention, murder, suicide, mental and physical illness)

✍Finding a cryptic, hand-written note in the study

🎩The muse meets a charming stranger for the first time, but something about them is suspicious

🕸 Exploring an old cellar/basement full of secrets

🌕Witnessing a moonlit ritual outside of a manor, cut off from civilization

👂 A descent into madness, prompted by rumors and paranoia

😱A descent into madness, as the character begins to no longer recognize those around them and/or see evil in everyone they know

🦇An eerie meeting between vampire and victim

😓A misunderstood character is ostracized, perhaps even threatened, for their peculiar habits, interests, or studies

💀A character suffering nightmares of their own death, or that of someone close to them

😈A plot about the effects of an ancestral curse never put to rest

😨A character catches sight of a horrible monster, but struggles to convince their loved ones that it’s not just their imagination

👀Everywhere the character goes, they feel as if they’re being watched (by the paintings, behind the mirrors, through every window)

⏳ A character becoming obsessed with their own mortality, age, or waning beauty

🔥 A crowd armed with torches gathering to hunt a monster/witch in town

👥The character has two distinct parts to their personality, one light and one dark, fighting for dominance

🔒A character framed and imprisoned/institutionalized for something they are not guilty of

🔮Receiving a dreadful warning through fortune telling

☠ A ghostly spirit leads the muse to uncovering the gruesome details of their death

😷The muse suffering terrible visions and hallucinations during a deathly fever (bonus if they are confined to their bed or locked in quarantine)

🕛Mysterious events happen every night at exactly midnight

😵The character is forced into a fearful asylum, searching for a means of freedom.

⚰️The suicide of a loved one throws a character into misery and temptation to be with them

🔫After a gruesome plot is uncovered, the character realizes their new friend/lover/spouse is actually a brutal murderer, possibly with the protagonist in their sights

🖤A character in mourning is haunted by the guilt (and possibly ghost) of their lost love

👻The character(s) conduct a seance to speak with a spirit haunting their home

🏘 A character inherits an ancestral home, but the property is not what it seems (bonus: they also inherit an odd, eccentric housekeeper)

🥀A ghostly character has to come to terms with their own death (which they may or may not be aware of at first)

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reblog this if on april fool’s, you’re accepting ic ‘pranks’ in your ask box. put ketchup in my muse’s drink, tie their shoelaces together, go wild. go crazy. have fun dealing with the consequences.

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vampire starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !

Human

  • “Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”
  • “Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”
  • “Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”
  • “I’m not afraid of you.”
  • “You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”
  • “So…how old are you?”

Turning

  • “What’s happening to me?!”
  • “Did you just…bite me?”
  • “This..hurts…”
  • “Get away from me!”
  • “I feel…weirdly stronger…”

Newly Turned

  • “I’m still not used to this…”
  • “Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”
  • “Am I supposed to…kill things?”
  • “I want cool vampire powers.”
  • “I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”
  • “I have so many questions.”

Born a Vampire

  • “Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”
  • “We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”
  • “You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”
  • “Someone around here should show you the ropes.”
  • “I’m actually not that old.”

Ancient

  • “I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”
  • “Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”
  • “So many people have died in front of my eyes.”
  • “There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”
  • “I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”

Lore

  • “I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”
  • “No, we don’t turn into bats.”
  • “Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”
  • “Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”
  • “I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”

Hungry

  • “No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”
  • “You’re bleeding…”
  • “Go. Now. Before I-”
  • “Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”
  • “I shouldn’t have waited this long…”
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Hi I’m Meaghan. I’m a Floridian woman who is just trying to make a little extra cash to help me treat myself. Drawing is one of my passions, so it’d be really nice if some of y’all can reblog this and spread the word (or you could buy me a ko-fi)

Email me at realisticphantasm@gmail.com or DM me for inquires about commissions!

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Send a symbol for your muse to find mine...

🌷- Alone

🥀- Dying

🤕- Injured/sick

☠️- Dead

🐥- Alive

😈- Possessed

👻- As a ghost

😼- Transformed into an animal/monster

🦋- In a joyful mood

☔️- In a somber mood

☀️- Overheated

☃️- Shivering from the cold

💫- Dazed and dizzy

💦- Crying

🍇- Extremely hungry

🏇🏻- Being chased

🗜- Stuck in a trap

🔮- In a dream

🛌- Bedridden

📖- Reading/studying

🎍- Tending to a shrine/visiting a grave

🌼- Caring for some plants

⭐️- Stargazing

☄️- In a dangerous situation

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((Feel free to join in and watch us.. play this terribly. @d0nna-ake is co-commentating with me :)))

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people woobifying medic and making him this frail weak pitiful creature that’s useless without heavy

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have u seen him run around the battlefield and saw through people

  • Medic is the only person who has such respect from the strongest man on the team (ie. Heavy) that he can grab his cheek and tell him “don’t be such a baby” without being broken in half
  • That’s right, he pinched Heavy’s cheeks and called him a baby and he didn’t do shit to him because he commands that much respect
  • In game, the Medic is the second-fastest class by default, outpaced only by Scout
  • That’s right, he’s the second-fastest class next to Scout, even taking into account the fact that he’s probably twice his age, and the fact that he carries that heavy-ass Medigun Backpack around
  • Seriously that thing must weigh 50 lbs do you think Scout could carry that shit
  • DO YOU THO
  • yeah I don’t think so
  • Took the very common fear of needles and weaponized that shit
  • Took an ordinary bonesaw for the original purpose of amputation and weaponized that shit
  • Took a bust that says ‘DO NO HARM’ and WEAPONIZED THAT SHIT
  • You don’t fuck with the Medic
  • You just don’t
  • Because he knows he’s a priority target
  • He knows you think he’s helpless
  • And he’ll take full advantage of your stupidity

Also, he’s the king of bullshitting.

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* pick-a-fight meme

  • ‘ could you shut up for five minutes? ’
  • ‘ i have a better idea. why don’t you walk home? ’
  • ‘ so what? ’
  • ‘ i don’t give a shit. ’
  • ‘ aw, did i hurt your wittle feelings? ’
  • ‘ are you serious! ’
  • ‘ how could you let this happen! ’
  • ‘ kiss. my. ass. ’
  • ‘ oh, did i do that? silly me. ’
  • ‘ one more word and i’ll burn your breakfast. don’t test me. ’
  • ‘ admit it. i was right. ’
  • ‘ get out. ’
  • ‘ you’re wrong and you know it. ’
  • ‘ yeah? make me. ’
  • ‘ better let an expert handle this one. ’
  • ‘ i hope you get sunburn! ’ 
  • ‘ i hope you get frostbite! ’
  • ‘ have fun getting home. ’
  • ‘ hope you’re happy, asshole. ’
  • ‘ get your hands out of my face. ’
  • ‘ sorry, what was that? i couldn’t hear you over the bullshit. ’
  • ‘ un-fucking-believable. ’ 
  • ‘ forget it. i’ll do it myself. ’
  • ‘ hey, fuck you! ’
  • ‘ jesus, it was a joke. get over yourself. ’
  • ‘ i hope you step on a lego. ’
  • ‘ you’re leaving. right now. ’
  • ‘ eat my shorts. ’
  • ‘ this blows! ’ 
  • ‘ don’t tempt me. ’ 
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