opposing teams' fans who have not gotten new material since 2006: Crosby's a whiner.

Sid, approaching the ref with a bullet list: Here are the biggest of your most recent fuck ups. I've provided a five step plan to help you improve your performance. Yes, I did use a green pen. Green is for growth. I believe you have the capacity to grow and be better. I hope you do, too, because your performance today was subpar and also embarrassing. Be better.

(x)

babygirl with his little leggys in the air while geno swoops in

“If you see an old man hunched over with a big sack over his shoulder, it’s not Santa. It’s Sidney Crosby carrying the Pittsburgh Penguins on his back at 36.”

SPORTSNET REALLY DID HIM LIKE THAT

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Pittsburgh, say hello to your new president of hockey ops (x)

Like half that Kraken team were Penguins 😂

Showcases the horrible GM decisions that were made the past few years

the geno smile

he’s been through so much and he deserves the world

an oldie but a goodie. he’s my manic pixie dream girl

“Can’t really relate” “it’s just kind of confusing” like shut it down Ethan bear with the most epic response.

when our team calls a coach’s challenge i am a staunch supporter of the rules and think they should always be followed to the absolute letter. when other teams call a coach’s challenge i think maybe they should relax a little bit lol? liiiike have they ever heard of having fun? maybe they’d have an easier time playing hockey if they didn’t keep the sticks up their asses…

Sid scores his first ever in Chicago to ensure the W on Geno’s 1000th

i am SO OBSESSED WITH HIM.

a family can be three stanley cup winners, one with a horrible stache, a baba yaga, and a spiritual ginger

"wdym i've always been like this it's just before no one got close enough to find out"

[sid voice] my goalie is a bitch and i like him SO much