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Anonymous asked:

I hate Christmas bc everyone is together and all I have is wifi😖 OH oopa~ what do i do?

“Oh, but… Having wifi means that you can watch cute dog videos, talk to your friends and even text me anytime you want, right? Don’t worry.” He smiled. “I will make company to you.”

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Anonymous asked:

Omg could i get rfa+saeran+v reaction to mc calling them drunk because mc is spending christmas all alone and is like "lol btw i love u lmaoooooo isnt that funny anyway this wine is really strong wow but i love u ahahahahha im so alone" (ALSO CONGARTS ON 404 FOLLOWERS AND HOPE U BOTH HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!)

A/N: AAAAA THANK YOU! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

OMG THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER COOL PROMPT THANK YOU NONNIE. I HOPE ALL YOU GUYS HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAVE SOME FUN TIMES WITH THE PEOPLE YOU’RE CLOSEST WITH aggressivelydrunkoffloverightnowomg) ~ Admin 626

*YOOSUNG:

-He’s the one who called you!-Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas again (not like he said it 50,000 other times today)-He knew you were spending it alone and felt really bad about it!-Offered to spend it with you but you insisted you were okay, and that he should go spend it with his family!-Once you answered, he wished you Merry Christmas and listened for a little bit as you rambled off a thank you-You sounded a little funny? You words kept slurring and he wasn’t sure what was wrong-”Oh, no. No no. I’m not okay.”-P A N I C-”I’ve a little too much to drink tonight. I didn’t even realize I had that much? But hey, ya know, you’re rreeeaaaalllllllyyyyy cute. I’d love to let you show me that you’re really a man.”-Stuttered out that he had to go and that he hopes you sleep soon, and blushed SO HARD for the rest of the night!!

*JUMIN:

-Jumin is actually really sad that you’re alone on Christmas- he might have had a little too much wine as well-You two were in the messenger for .5 seconds before you decided to just call him and talk- totally not because you couldn’t see straight enough to type anymore-”HEYA MR. TRUSTFUND KID, WASSSSSSUP”-???? MC? What a weird greeting-You asked him about his day, so he told you every detail. He started to trail off and talk about C&R’s stocks, when you suddenly interrupted him-”Damn Jumin, you’re real cute. I just love you. Like, wow. How can I get you to love me like Elizabeth? Should I wear cat ears? *whispers to self* holy shit i should buy cat ears”-He was shocked! Did you just drunkenly admit you love him?? He knew his feelings towards you, so all he did was respond with,-”MC. I love you as well. I think you’re extremely fascinating. Now, what was that about cat ears?”

*SAEYOUNG:

-He understood that you wanted to be alone, he’s been the same way for years-What he couldn’t understand, though, was why you kept texting him about aliens?-Normally he’d just play along, because he sends you the same type of texts, but…-The amount of rambling and typos makes him think you’re possibly drunk-When you called him, he was excited to see what your drunken mind had to say to him- afterall, sometimes drunken minds are the ones that’ll speak all of the truth-He sat through all of your rambling about aliens and carols, but didn’t expect what you said next-”Ya know, you’re such a dork. But you’re a great dork. I love you. I lllloooovvveee you. Hearts beating, hearts soaring, yeeeeaaaahhh!”- Saeyoung.exe has stopped working. Please reboot. HE WAS AS RED AS HIS HAIR. AND YOUR GIGGLE AFTERWARDS? HE DIED. THEN AND THERE. RIP SAEYOUNG.-”MC you…you’re just so cute. You’re going to kill me, do you know that?? Don’t worry, I have this recorded so I can replay it for you in the morning, when you forget~”

*SAERAN:

-Why did you want to be alone-You have him now, just hang out with him- MC I’M LONELY JUST FUCKING SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME-Wants to treat you like a princess but nnnoooooooooo you gotta stay home alone-Freaked out at the fact you haven’t texted him in a while??-The moment he saw your name pop up on his phone, he answered it-Before he got to talk though, he could hear you talking to yourself, slurring your words-You realize he picked up the phone and you were so excited!! “SAERAAAAAAAAAAN~ Hhhhiiiiiiii~ I might have drank to much but that’s okay, but I gotta tell you something. I have a secret. *giggle* sshhh, listen,,,,,, I looooove you! Yes I do! I do I do! *giggle*”-Honestly SUPER SHOCKED that you love him? And that you admitted it? Holy shit? Quickly regains his composure and fucking smirks this lil shit-”Oh, do you? Go ahead, go on. You love me? I love you too. Now, tell me how you’d show me just how much you love me…” woah there saeran, woah, down boy, down

*ZEN

- he didn’t get why you wanted to be alone??- This boy got you SO many gifts and he has to give it to you on Christmas Eve and not Christmas???-MCwhyhaveyouhaveforsakenme-Zenwhyisurhoeassalwayssodramatic- His face lights up when you call, omfg he’s so excited and his chest feels fuzzy- “RAT TAIL!!! You’re so handsome *hiccup*”- he’s really shocked because when do you drink? You don’t even take a sip of wine at the RFA parties, wtfisthis- waitwhathELLDOYOUMEANBYRATTAIL- “MC…are you drunk?”- “Nooo…well, only a little bit *giggle*, I’m drunk on my love for youuu~” MCtIdon’tthinkthat’showitssaidbuturdrunkoffurasssoit’sokay- HE’S SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU THOUGH???- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE’S HEARD YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT LOVING HIM- youbetyoursweetassthisboyisgoingtothrowpartybecauseofthis- “Princess, I know you won’t remember this, but I love you. I love all your quirks, mistakes, giggles, and stupid jokes. I love every single piece of you. I love all the bad times and good times ahead with you. I love you more than any obstacle that we’ll have to overcome. I just love you so much.”

*JAEHEE

- she didn’t really mind that you wanted to spend Christmas alone- Jumin was probably going to make her work anyway hoeasstrustfundkidstophURTINGMYBAEHEE- Luckily she got a day off but she felt so lonely without you!!!- it’s okay though, she respects your privacy- but when she hears your ring tone, she runs to her phone andtripsandknocksstuffoverontheway- “Merry Chrismas!!! I bet you’d make a good Mrs. Claus…omg can you wear a mrs. claus themed outfit next year? *hiccup*  eVEN BETTER CAN YOU WEAR CHRISTMAS THEMED LINGERIE?- omg the poor baehee is so flustered, first ur drunk and now you say this?? You’retryingtokillher- “I don’t think that would be very appropriate, MC…”- “Why noooot? My mom always told me when two people loved each other, they do a little…frick frack *giggle*”-wowMCushouldwriteabookonhowtobeseductive- “I mean your mom isn’t wrong, but-”- W A I T- you just said love- oh my god you love her and she loves you- “MC, I’m going to come over, is that alright?” sheneedstokissyouohmygod- “Yeah~ Just don’t wear anything, you’re so pretty with nothing on~~~”- omgMCurbadatthis

*V

- This poor soul is so lost when you say you want to spend Christmas alone- he obviously respects your space, but this lil bby just wanted snuggles, Christmas movies, and hot chocolate-MCyoureamonster- he’s so excited when he hears your ringtone!!! Hahacausehecantseeurnameonthescreenimsowitty- but when he answers he hears sobbing?- W H A T- he always knew you were a crying drunk buT IT WAS NEVER THIS BAD???- “Hi V.. *sniffle* you know you’re cool right? Like you make my heart beat fast and i catch my breath when i look at you kind of cool? Because you’re really cool *sniffle* and it really hurts you know? *SOBBING* because I just love you so much and i know you’re terrified of a commitment like that again  and Rika was your sun and I can’t ever compare *moresobbing* And I just feel so bad because you had to go through all that pain and things never worked for you two because you just deserve the world V. You’re so precious and pure; you don’t deserve anything you’ve gotten”- holy shit- you’re in love with him???- Oh man you’re right this boy is so terrified- But he is sure of one thing- He may be scared to love you right now, but he will NOT walk away from this- “Listen MC. Never compare yourself to Rika, okay? But if you’re going to, I want you to know this. Yes, she was my sun, but you know what you are? You’re my moon. You shine so brightly that I can see my way out of the dark. You’re the one who guides me. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can ever compare to what you mean to me. I may not be ready now, but I can say with certainty that one day, I will say “I love you”.”-youtotallydidn’tgigglewhenhesaid”icanseemywayoutofthedark”

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Anonymous asked:

If it's okay, RFA's + V's + Saeran's reaction to being caught under the mistletoe with MC?

Can I have a HC on RFA + V and Saeran under the mistletoe with MC? Thanks!~ Advanced Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year :3

Okay I’m not good at describing kisses, so I’m going to use gifs and words to show what kind of kiss they would have under the mistletoe! :)

Admin Rina ;3c

Zen:

Zen’s kiss would be a very quick kiss but it is full of all of love that is in his heart. He would kiss MC a little deeper and longer if it was just them. But at the party it is just something quick to say “I love you”

Yoosung:

Yoosung’s kiss is a little sloppy, this is honestly one of his first kisses with MC! They end up bumping their noses together, they hit their teeth, and honestly it’s a big mess. But while the other members of RFA are giggling at how silly that was, MC thought it was perfect.

Jaehee:

Jaehee wouldn’t really know what to do at first (not like she doesn’t know how to kiss) she just doesn’t want MC to feel uncomfortable in front of everyone. So MC just grabs Jaehee’s face and give her one big smooch! Jaehee would giggle a little during the kiss about how silly she was to think that MC wouldn’t want to kiss her 

Jumin:

These two have zero shame honestly. Jumin goes in for the first part of the kiss, which is a long and deep kiss (everyone is like 90% sure there was a little tongue). Then MC comes back again for more! They don’t really care who is watching or who sees them, honestly someone needs to pour cold water on these two!

707:

Even if MC was across the damn room 707 would run over and grab MC before anyone else could. He would grab MC’s face and as the two of them are giggling and laughing they have this sweet little kiss! As soon as they parted MC would come back for one more before going back to the party.

V:

V is a very private person, so he honestly wouldn’t kiss MC on the lips in public. He loves her to death don’t get me wrong! It’s just the two of them like to keep their PDA to a minimum! So just a small, sweet forehead kiss is enough for both of them. 

Saeran:

Honestly the only reason that MC and Saeran would even kiss is if the other RFA members made them. Kind of like “Oh well you can’t leave if you don’t.” kind of thing. So MC would ask Saeran if it is okay to kiss him on the cheek and if he said it was okay MC would give him a sweet little kiss on the cheek! If he said  “No please don’t” well I guess that they are both just going to die there.

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Headcanon: Drunk Jumin Han (NSFW)

Anon! I’ve literally had this in my drafts since I wrote the Christmas decorating headcanon. Great minds, wink wink. 

As usual, this starts off pretty tame and then falls into the depths of my special form of sexual depravity. I think I’m beyond help at this point so let’s just go with it, yeah? IT’S ALSO LONG. SORRY. 

Warning: NSFW, male masturbation, sexy time, 18+, language

Drunk Jumin takes you for a ride.

  • Jumin drinks everyday. 
  • He doesn’t get very drunk that often. Sure, he’ll get a buzz going if he has more than a couple but he handles his wine like any grape connoisseur would. 
  • He usually savors the one glass of pino noir throughout the evening, kept at perfect the temperature and served in a crystal glass. What else?
  • He drinks when it’s time to end his day. That being said, there are methodical preparations that must precede him doing so.
  • His suit jacket and vest are hung neatly by the door, ready to be collected for dry cleaning. 
  • The soft sounds of a piano drift through the penthouse, diffusing any lingering tension that hitchhiked back from the office.
  • He turns his phone on silent and places it screen down so he’s not bothered by potential notifications.
  • Truly enjoys pouring the wine himself, watching it deepen in color until he’s satisfied he has an exact serving – he’s health conscious after all. 
  • Taking a seat on the sofa, Elizabeth 3rd curled up at his side, he places the wine on the coffee table and hooks a couple of fingers into his tie to tug it loose, undo it and slowly pull it from around his neck. Next he unbuttons his shirt down to the middle of his chest, sighing heavily as the cool air hits his warmed skin, pecs and abs clenching and twitching a little. 
  • Finally, he’s ready. The first sip is tentative, his lips barely curl over the edge of the glass to ensure it’s perfect for drinking. If it’s good you’ll see him visibly relax; shoulders will fall and his expression will soften. There’s a delicate simper on his lips as his head tilts back to rest on the back of the sofa.
  • The second taste is small but slow, he’s appreciating the tones of flavor and the aroma from the glass. 
  • With his throat exposed you can see the subtle beginning of a five o’clock shadow, his adams apple bobbing and dipping with every tortuous swallow, a quiet exhale of satisfaction reverberating from him. I want to sit on his lap lick a line up his throat, feel the vibration of his groan on my tongue.
  • But there are times, although not too frequent, when Jumin gets pleasantly drunk. 
  • Now Jumin Han is one of two things when he’s tipsy. 1) Even more brooding/thoughtful. 2) Dark, sinful, spank master with a lust so ravenous he could spend the rest of the night simultaneously drinking wine and eating you out.
  • We’ll focus on no. 2.
  • There’s this image in my head of him drinking wine, getting drunk and jacking off. IT’S FUCKING GLORIOUS.
  • Is there a more sophisticated way to masturbate? NO
  • Imagine his hand, gentle and numb from the wine unbuttoning his pants and delving into his boxer-briefs to pull out his stiff length. With a hiss, the same hand wraps around the girth tight and strokes in long languid motions from base to tip.
  • INTERMISSION to talk about Jumin’s cock. IT’S A PERFECT, THICK ROD OF THROBBING SIN. Curved for your pleasure. So velvet smooth you would never want to stop touching it. Like, it feels so good in your hand, just solid and firm, silky and hnnnng. Sculpt it. Put it on display in a gallery. It’s the kind of cock that has angelic chorus and heavenly light. FFS just write poetry about it. Iambic dicktameter.
  • Continuing from above: He works himself over and over again, taking light sips of wine that are followed by feathered grunts and groans. As he gets close, his hips begin to buck and strain into his own hand. 
  • There’s sweat dripping down the valley of his muscles, a lustrous sheen forming on his toned flesh. You could lap it off him like honey. 
  • Then he cums. MY GOD, he cums and it’s like fine art. His pelvis is elevated, his cock streaming proudly, his mouth agape and panting out profanity in masculine growls. It’s a culmination of the day’s stress, his budding desires for you and the wine. 
  • There’s only the dull lights from the cityscape outside and the music. OH FUCK, the music. It’s hitting it’s climax too, peaking as he does in wickedly dramatic fashion. It’s as if the music was made to accompany him getting off. 
  • Eat your heart out, Zen because THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE. IS A GOD DAMN PERFORMANCE. 
  • But what if you were there? 
  • Tipsy Jumin, as I have mentioned before, is sly as fuck. Mkay?
  • He will placate you into a false sense of security, acting all sweet and gentlemanly. 
  • Cute little kisses, cuddles and innocent touches that are so fluffy they leave you bashful and astounded at how utterly adorable he is. “MC, I love you, so very, very much.” “You’re my angel, my world.”
  • Probably feigns being dizzy and unbalanced. Trust me, the only person that’s going to be dizzy is you.
  • You’re cuddling with him, watching TV or a movie and his hands start wandering. Snaking from your shoulder, fingers brushing the side of your breast so lightly you think it’s an accident. Oh-no-no…
  • IT’S A TRAP. 
  • A BEAUTIFUL, LIP-BITING, NIPPLE-PINCHING, PUSSY-DRIPPING, EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR-RIDING, ORGASMIC TRAP.
  • When he loops his fingers underneath your shirt to trace patterns on your skin you turn to him. 
  • HOLY… The look in those gunmetal eyes is walking the line between vehemence and salacity. His lips are stained burgundy from the wine, parted just enough for you to catch the flick of his tongue at the inside of his lower lip. Not going to lie, I’d totally want to sit on his face and watch him with that look in his eye. Tralalala, enjoy this image~.
  • His free hand takes yours with a squeeze and makes you grasp hold of his hardening shaft. A strong pulse ripping through it every other second.
  • He growls, the sound of his voice strained, “Feel how much I desire you, MC. This-” His hand squeezes around yours, forcing you to grip him tighter. “-is my permanent state. Every minute, of every day…Do you know how hard it is to give a presentation when all I can think about bending you over my desk and taking you for everyone to hear?”
  • Does Jumin have telekinesis? Because you’re naked and straddling him before you can even think about what’s happening. 
  • Something about this man turns you into a needy, writhing mess; you’re already ruining his trousers.
  • Wasting no more time, you release him from the confines of his underwear. His hands are immediately grinding you down on his pulsating erection. It’s smooth and smoldering, running through your slippery folds to meet your clit.
  • It takes him thrusting roughly inside you to jolt you back into reality. 
  • Think you’re in control because you’re on top? Think again.
  • You’re being RAMMED and there’s nothing you can do but moan and enjoy it. He’s got a hand wrapped firmly around both your wrists. They’re held behind your back, forcing your chest out in offering to his awaiting mouth. 
  • Nipples puckered between his teeth, thighs slapping together with every. Violent. Bounce. I could take up residence on his lap and be content in life.
  • Groans, growls and rough whispers of praise flurry over your leaping breasts. You’re a sublime mess.
  • You don’t even recall your own name as he talks to you, the haze of his pleasure and the scent of wine of his breath dominating your every thought. I live for this. For having you. For you taking me so well – let me make you feel good, my love.”
  • 10/10 for drunk dirty talk.  “You’re enjoying this aren’t you? You’re always so good but especially so  when I’m buried deep inside you.
  • All you can do is nod, content to ride him into oblivion until his drunken stupor and your body completely unravels him.
  • Now that’s truly what you live for. The normally elegant and refined Jumin Han coming undone beneath you; panting your name, sweating out his anxiety and holding onto you like his existence depended on it.
  • Note to self: get Jumin drunk more often.

As always likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated. Thank you so much.

Also, feel free to request something! Liked this and want to read more naughty Jumin? Check out my masterpost!

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Hello! I love your writings sweetie, I was wondering if I could make a request? MC x jumin on a date please~?

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Thank you, I’m so glad you enjoy my writings! I’m more than happy to do your request! I hope you enjoy it! 

Also, idk why but I went to jump a space and accidentally posted this before I was done???? I nearly had a heart attack

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You walked beside Jumin, listening to the sound of the bell chiming as you entered the restaurant. 

It was extravagant, with a bright crystal chandelier hanging from the ceiling that seemed to light up the room beyond belief. 

“Oh my goodness…” You said, your eyes widening in surprise. “This place sure is fancy.” 

“You deserve only the best.” Your husband hummed, wrapping his arm around your waist as you were both guided to a table. 

He sat down across from you, smiling softly as you gently thanked the employee. 

“Do you go to places like this a lot?” You asked, your eyes scanning the great room.

“Usually,” He chuckled. “Do you not?”

“Not really,” You shook your head, shrugging. “My family couldn’t really afford to go to these type of places.” 

“I hope you don’t mind that I took you here then.” He admitted. “I was afraid you might feel out of place or would prefer someplace quieter.” 

You raised your head, reaching out and grabbing onto his hand sweetly. “I love this place don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll enjoy anything you introduce me to.” 

He gave a sigh of relief, rubbing his thumb over your knuckles. “You always say the kindest things.” 

Before you could open your mouth to reply, a waiter approached you two, offering a selection of wine. 

You both settled on Bordeaux, the crimson wine slipping into your glasses soon after. 

“Do you like it?” He tipped his head slightly, lowering the drink from his lips. 

It had been smoky as it ran down your throat, an aftertaste of oddly enough, vanilla lingering on your tongue. 

“I do, it tastes very nice.” 

“I’m glad you think so.” 

As you settled down, you noticed the faint sound of a piano, delicately dancing against the walls towards you. 

It was a slow, relaxing tune, yet left you more and more curious by the second. 

“Is there a pianist here?” 

“Yes, there’s a professional that plays here.” He pointed upwards, towards a small spiral staircase that lead to a balcony overlooking the customers. “He’s very good.” 

An idea slipped into your head, causing you to slip from your seat, dragging your husband upwards. “Let’s go see him!”

“We haven’t even ordered our food yet love.” 

“We can come back in a second and do that.” You gave a pleading tone. “Please?” 

He was already up on his feet, guiding you up the stairs to the pianist. 

The sound, of course, grew louder, until you caught sight of the musician, his fingers nearly gliding over the keys. 

“Why did you want to come up here?” He asked, glancing down at you. 

“I wanted to dance with you!” You beamed. 

“What?” 

“Well, you taught me how to dance, and…I’d like to actually dance with you, now that I know how.” 

He seemed almost in shock before a thankful grin swept his face. “I suppose a small dance wouldn’t hurt.” 

Your eyes lit up, briskly kissing his nose in excitement. 

That nearly left him a flustered mess, his cheeks reddening to the shade of a strawberry in moments.

He embarrassedly tried to hide this by feigning coughs as he wound an arm around your waist and the other with your fingers. 

You placed your opposite hand on his shoulder, stifling laughter as he regained his composure. 

“Sometimes I think you’re too wonderful for this world.” He quietly remarked, faint pinks still dusting his cheeks. “And I’m constantly proven right.” 

“Well, how could I be without my miracle of a husband?” 

His flustered situation wasn’t being helped. 

Jumin muttered the first few steps to help you, eventually drifting off as he found you doing rather well.

“If I didn’t know any better I’d say you were a professional.” He laughed softly, lifting up his arm to spin you.

As he caught you in his arms you set your head in the crook of his neck. “But you saw me at our wedding.” 

“Yes, and as always, you were absolutely amazing.” He shrugged. “If you ask me, I’d personally say your dancing was adorable.” 

“You just liked how I had to stand on your feet.” You snickered, as the two of you stopped, him leading you back down the stairs. 

“Plenty of people thought it was cute.” 

You stopped at the last step, staring upwards. “And what about now?” 

He thought for a moment before wrapping your cheek in his hand as he leaned down and pressed his lips to yours fondly. 

“You haven’t changed a bit, but I don’t think you can change perfection.” 

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! im so excited to see another imagine blog!! Could i please request a headcanon where Viktor's s/o prepares a really nice meal for their anniversary and Victor forgets about it and arrives home really late? Fight+make up kind of thing please?

Sure thing, darling! These seems like something he’d do, tbh. Also, I think… this is more of a half-assed scenario than headcanon… Sorry, cutie! I hope you like it nonetheless! More under the cut!

-Two hot plates with Viktor’s favorite dish-The tablecloth your parents gave you that rarely came out of the drawer besides special occasions-You even set out candles, and the way they were flickering was great-Everything seemed perfect-Only-The plates weren’t hot anymore-And the tablecloth was beginning to be a sore sight-And the candles were already melted at half their stick-And you were falling asleep at the table, some of your food nibbled away-But not really- you lost your appetite-About six fucking hours ago-The minute you shoved your seat back from the table, the door swung open-With a smiling Viktor, looking content as could be-How-Fucking-L o v e l y-You looked up at him with the most cold expression you’d ever used in your life-He smiles at you, and slowly, you watched as the realization begins to drip into his eyes-They widen in shock and horror-”Y/N-”-fucking b YE, SHITLORD-You’re storming into the bedroom and locking it, have fun sleeping on the couch fucko-Meanwhile, as you’re stewing in your room, Viktor’s having a fuckin meltdown-He often doesn’t mind his forgetfulnes, it’s fine, but moments like these-Make him want to legit tear his eyes out and shove them up his own ass just to see what he really looks like-It’s shit-He means shit

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