pineapple squad

another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji

me when i 👍

soulmates are stupid i love you on purpose

if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

i’m so tired i need to be held or killed

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

noonoo….

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

two sheep. standing still

To-cat-ata in B by sympawnies

I wanted someone to play it as soon as I saw it and they delivered

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭INEED TO GET GROCERIES AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

^my greek chorus

lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion

Thanks google

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024