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@notrealdreamlife-blog / notrealdreamlife-blog.tumblr.com

Just wiriting imagines/au memes that I really want to happen to me (it will neve happen). Any ideas? Send them to me, it would make me really happy :)
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meinxgluck
I tried to have sex with two guys since you. And it failed. And oh why??? Because of you!!!! When I saw the guy I was like oh god he’s really hot and I really want to have sex with this guy. And (sorry if it sounds boastful but it’s true) I was sexy and he knew it! So we just came home and started to kiss and touch. My head was like “please M just stop thinking, this guy is super hot and he wants to take your clothes off, everything is ok” and my body though was like “you don’t want to have sex with this guy you know it, everyone knows it”. And I thought omfg why can’t I just have sex with a cool guy and just stop thinking about a fucking Canadian (sorry) ??! So we hadn’t sex because my body didn’t want to, and 80% of my head too. Because each part of my fucking body likes you and my fucking head too. Like my fucking heart. I hate you! You did something to me I swear! it’s like I’m ill! I don’t know what it is but fuck I think about you sometimes, I miss you often, I always have something to tell you, and I can’t do anything about that!

(via meinxgluck)

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There was announcement on my TV that they’ll play Captain America: Winter Solider on 29th and I swear I screamed

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Why is Chris Evans so universally safe and trustworthy?? How is he so warm and comforting?? What is it about him that is just so soothing to the soul??

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