Oh hai dere.

today my lyft driver was like, why is this road blocked off? there's no construction? and got out of the car and moved the cones out of the way and kept driving. there was a guy putting his hands up to stop the guy and everything but we were gone

5. Stars.

That isn’t how it works little one.

He’s only a baby, he’ll learn 💓

pawsss

when i was a freshman our RA’s name was Hunter but he was vegan so we ended up nicknaming him Gatherer and i still haven’t gotten over that lmao

During high school, some of us German students went on this exchange trip to Europe. One of the kids in our group was named Myles, and so we decided to call him Kilometers while we were staying in Europe

Lacroix is illegal now

habitable zone

Massachusetts rn

Impossible decision

some fuckboy: where’s my hug?

me: 

It’s science

Poibo 🍀💦

due to personal reasons i’ll be