No one:

Literally no one:

Me when I see some gruvia's stuff:

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Ok but were you an Egyptology kid, a Dragonology kid, or a Wizardology kid?

William Golding, Lord of the Flies (via wordsnquotes)

please don’t knock, the cat has the keys

So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit

Befriend. If the cat doesn’t like you, human inside probably won’t either.

Real life videogame level.

Sidequest

Befriend the cat who is the KEEPER OF THE KEYS

bless

reblog if youre the kind of person that checks other ppl’s tags when they reblog ur stuff

when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

who needs people when dogs are always nice to u

Can’t risk it

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.

this is the idea chicken

she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not

idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you don’t need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning

wasn’t gonna, but then…

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”