An abandoned factory somewhere in Europe during sunrise

by Matthias-Haker

The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.

He’s just a baby. He’s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though he’s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.

we are not being held hostage by neil. we love him.

is he behind you as you type that

Wasn’t this episode banned in the UK for that specific reason?

yes

like to charge reblog to cast

Abandoned waterslide in Constanța, Romania (source)

Tumblr announcing that they are unbanning nudity immediately after elon musk starts burning twitter to the ground is like pouring gasoline into an already open flame and then spitting on the ashes. The vindictive pettiness is so entertaining to watch--just outstanding

Happy smiles as the Cambridges arrive at Lambrook School ahead of Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis’ first day.

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

– The Royal Family

by james_films

oh to be a pup being painted - by William Henry Hamilton Trood (1848-1899). 

You know he watched this happen and laughed his ass off and went, “people need to see this.”

These were the original doggo memes :D

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

[Image description: a screenshot of a tag that reads, this is the only Christian vision i actually think was sent by god. End description.]

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

Happy Twosday

Police vs law enforcement

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.