some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

Finally some good fucking news

they concluded that the rats were having fun partially bc the rats voluntarily initiated games, hopped around joyfully and teased researchers by pretending to come close and then skittering away. rats are Very Good

These scientists are getting grant money to play games with rats all day and that is just, living the dream.

Art by Alexander Chernobai

harsh truth: Boomers just showed up

as in showed up to a place

asked hey you hiring and if they were then

for the job

just like that

✨wow✨

an old roommate told me a story about how in the early 90s her mom showed up to this place to interview for a secretary job

guy from an office across the hall pops his head out and asks if she's here for them, a computer position

she says no nope nu uh I know nothing about computers and he goes WE'LL TRAIN YOU PLEASE WE NEED PEOPLE and yanks her off her feet and through the door

today she's a highly sought after computer technician making bank

the point is that once the economy was so amazing that you could get fired from most jobs and have a new one the following week or even the next day

The super moon on a radio receiver dish

mission accomplish boys,,,,,,,,,,,,, we caught the moon………………..

Scene gremlin

Deadly Look - Lunaotic

Go jerk off. Yes you. Yes stop what you're doing, it can wait. Jerk off.

On it boss

Comic is perfect. The comments are not worth your time.

im a joke. my life is a joke

I hate when an artist gets exposed for being a bad person and people start the narrative “why would you even want to listen to their shitty music” when are we going to be freed from the idea that only good people create good art and bad people create bad art. It just makes it harder for these types of people to be exposed because now you got people thinking “how is this possible, his music is so good!”

more controversial (for tumblr at least) addition to this - the argument that “people should have known based on the subject matter of the songs” is also extremely unhelpful. Songs can be fictional and cathartic depictions of bad emotions or thoughts and I don’t think they should be used as evidence that someone is bad. If that subject matter makes you uncomfortable especially given hindsight that’s one thing, but I don’t think that should be confused with “evidence” or a sign “people should have known”. I think this line of thinking just ensures artists are going to make much more boring music

Top tier glub shitto sentence.

it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed

Might have forgotten a word there. Anyways, another one from over on the Patreon.

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

I’ve reblogged this before but there are some new ones!

These are awesome

that last one is brilliant. They probably won’t jump.

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