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answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

scam caller: hello, how are you today?

me: great!

scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.

me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though

scam caller: what?

me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?

scam caller:

me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?

scam caller:

me: I was just wondering, is all

scam caller: why did you answer?

me:

me: what?

scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?

me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.

scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.

me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal

scam caller: my goal?

me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.

scam caller: well, can I scam you?

me:

me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?

scam caller: yes. can I scam you?

me, baffled: sure, you can try

scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer

me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.

scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.

me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.

scam caller: You answered today.

me: …touché?

scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.

Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

This reads like a bit from a British sketch comedy.

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An exclusive look into the workings of the mind of the average tumblr user

to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

successful examples from my travels:

of course these can be mixed and matched. most activities are enhanced by Snack Time if your friend targets enjoy breaking bread together.

and one begets the other. if you Play Pretend with someone for long enough they may eventually tell you about Toys they have and if you want to play too they'll probably let you. if they're nice.

life can be lonely when we live in separate boxes and worry about money all the time. this is what makes friendships hard, not growing older. but the antidote to isolation is connection, and the oldest wisdom we ever learn: share your toys. share your games. share your snacks.

I love surge but I need shadow to slap her

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

He’s literally just telling it like it is

pirate? sonadow

"disney is planning a kingdom hearts movie" lol. lmao even. if even a single fucking writer actually thinks they can get the plot of ONE (1) game into a <2hr movie they are delusional at best. do a tv series you fucking cowards

if this leak is true were living in the nightmare scenario i think

reblogging my own tags to say. these are the sketches i'm referring to

At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to  “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!” 

Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”

That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months

[Image description: a post and a Facebook comment.

Image one has text that says, “I’m sorry but the idea of Star Trek cosplayers walking around a Renaissance Faire like time travelers will always be hilarious and amazing to me.” This is the followed by a picture of five people dressed as Starfleet officers, one is in red and face down on the ground, there are two dressed in red, one dressed in a blue, and one dressed in yellow, all are bent over and looking at the person on the ground. And appear to be at a Renaissance.

The next is a Facebook comment by Michael Abraham McMahon, it says, “I knew a Rennie who kept a Starfleet badge pinned to the inside of his jerkin When he encountered Trekkies at a Faire, he’d pull them aside

“M'lord! A word in private, if you would humour me.”

And then he’d flash the badge at them and say something along the lines of

“What the hell do you think you’re doing, This is an undeveloped, uncontacted tribal planet, Do the words Prime Directive mean (caps) anything (end caps) to you? You have just ruined literal years of research. Who is your Captain, I will be referring this to Starfleet for corrective action.”

It always got a laugh”

/end image description]

realizing cis women also struggle with “passing” a lot of times and has a lot of the same issues with dysphoria trans women have (issues with putting on/losing weight, dissatisfied with bust size, not feeling “feminine” enough, etc.) has done a lot to combat dysphoria for me, cause it’s like, wow, we really have a lot more in common than we have in difference huh

terfs are starting to find this post, and i gotta say: terfs getting mad at a post that explicitly acknowledges cis women’s struggles and with notes full of cis women agreeing and talking about their own struggles and experiences really speaks volumes about how anti-feminist, and frankly misogynistic, terfs really are, that they don’t even give a shit about cis women’s struggles and experiences

amen brother…

Atsuko Nishida is one of the most underrated artists ever. She created the mascot, some of the most iconic Pokemon ever but she doesn’t get much recognition and a lot of people don’t know about her. This is just a little appreciation post for her. #ThankYouNishida

Pokemon Heritage Post

>Werewolf won't have sex with you

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

literally everybody who has ever been kind to me has made me kinder in return