You and Sehun had been reanimated to go out and spend the night doing whatever the hell you wanted. Unfortunately you had wandered too far into unknown territory and got yourselves lost and ended up taking the easy way back to your home. 

“Watch out for the cat!” Minseok called when the door opened before narrowing his eyes as the two of you passed right through the feline. “Oh I didn’t realise you’re dead,” 

“We got lost…”

“So we jumped off a bridge…” 

The necromancer looked between the two of you as he chewed his food. 

“But why?”

“Cheaper then getting a taxi home,” you shrugged, earning yet another judgemental look from him. 

“You’re both grounded.”

waaaahhhh my baby boyy

a gentle reminder that negative thoughts are an illusion. you’re actually going to be ok. project good things in ur life and do as many things as you can to feel good about yourself in healthy ways. immediate forms of gratification like buying things you don’t need and sabotaging yourself tend to be impulsive and they won’t make u feel any better and can be addicting. you need to stop relying on the feeling of safety that negative mindsets give you - they only prevent you from ever changing yourself. there is a whole world out there that is brighter and more beautiful to discover when you heal. it will be easier to get out of bed, concentrate on tasks, feel worthy and loved, and do things that are difficult to do right now. sometimes the love and patience you need the most is from yourself.

Fun facts about your sign here

me when ppl ive literally never heard of have me blocked:

ｉｎｃｕｂｕｓ!ｊｏｎｇｉｎ + ｔｅａｓｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ

♡when you wake up to nini floating over you prepare for a day of hell 

♡these days normally come after you spending the night peppering his face in kisses 

♡his dumb ass laugh will fill the room when you get scared of him as you wake up

♡he’ll let himself (gently) flop onto you and get in some good morning snuggles giving him even more energy

♡at breakfast he’ll just grab a fork and eat stuff off your plate

♡if you have plans for the day he’ll let you think he’ll leave you alone

♡jk  

♡he’ll teleport behind you and pull you into one of his death grip hugs

♡one rare thing he does but loves is letting you see him as your ideal type 

♡he can’t keep it up tho

♡when he sees you al flustered and shy he can’t stop himself from laughing

♡if you have nothing planned for your day he’ll randomly grab you and teleport you somewhere

♡you could just be dusting in your home then boom you’re at the beach

♡if he decides to let his demon side show he’ll use his tail to knock your stuff over

♡or gently hit you to get attention 

♡he whines really really really loud

♡if you don’t give him all of your attention he will whine

♡while you’re out together he’ll let other people see him as their ideal type and bring them over to talk 

♡which is awkward

♡but he likes seeing you flustered 

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

ｉｎｃｕｂｕｓ!ｊｏｎｇｉｎ + ｆｗｂ

♡after one of your long ‘you need to find somebody to do the good good with bc you can’t survive off kisses forever’ talks he agreed

♡he would get his energy from sexual activity  

♡but only with you

♡when he’s need he is vvv touchy

♡his hands will run all over you

♡he’ll caress as much of you as possible 

♡it’s the dorkiest chilliest sex every time

♡you two have casual conversation during it

♡halfway through he’d just be like ‘i saw a really cute dog in the park toady’

♡or 

♡’hey can we get take out for dinner’ 

♡once told you a joke he overheard and had to stop because he was laughing too hard

♡he really likes holding hands through it 

♡cutest moans when he cums 

♡shy af after

♡from sex demon to squish real quick 

♡he always has clothes for the two of you ready to put on next to the ebd

♡wants to give you some prime aftercare but is too flustered 

♡he won’t look at you for a good 20 minutes

♡he’ll straight up just t-pose if you talk to him

♡nini.exe has crashed

♡once this lil embarrassment is over he gets so hyper 

♡lil shit antics rise by 3432890%

♡he can float so high

♡expect to be grabbed and brought 50 feet of the ground randomly

♡he still expects his daily face kisses tho 

Seduce Me: Purrfect Service (Incubi + Neko + Cafe = Fun)

“A Cat Cosplay Cafe Event?”

The Pink Lady Cafe is holding a charity event! Cosplay, cute food, and cat galore!

…WHY ARE THE BOYS HERE?!

Available NOW!

https://vamichaelalaws.itch.io/seduce-me-the-otome-episode-series

I promise that it’s not just about making love for energy~ It’s quite fun to get what I want~

Thanks for the question~!

xoxo ~ Diana

Playable Pokemon Go Halloween Costume

shit man, how could you take the original context out of this

Halloween collab extravaganza part 3 with @themaddykinz and @youxidol !!

Part 3: Necromancer Kim Minseok

Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]

why birb

why

that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen

Keith the woodpecker

EXOPHILIA

I just wanna say that the word “teratophilia” makes me slightly uncomfortable as the actual definition means attraction to monstrous humans, as “xenophilia” refers to strangers and foreigners,  but i discovered that “Exophilia” definitely fits more with our community and im confused as to why nobody uses it :) it literally refers to attraction to robots, aliens and supernatural other-worldly beings! I just felt like i should share this with all of you and I’m definitely going to start using that over the other words :) 

I love it! 💗💕💗💕💗💕💗