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ā˜¾ i myself am strange and unusual ā˜¾

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never trust the living šŸ–¤
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hannimeow

WILL PUTS HANNIBALS HAND ON HIS HIP iā€™m fucking deadĀ 

in seriousness im never gonna interpret this as anything but hugh dancy being like THIS IS IT BITCH RIDE OR DIE but i still hope that will physically placing hannibalā€™s desperate shaky uncertain hands on his body becomes a fic trope

ā€œYou can kiss me,ā€ Will says quietly.

Hannibal does not look at him as he secures the fresh bandage, he has barely looked at him once since their brutal tumble and subsequent survival.

At first, Will thought it was anger, but after watching Hannibalā€™s hands shake every time he redresses his wounds, hearing the soft little breaths every time there is the slightest accidental graze of skin, he realizes it is far from anger.

The great and fearsome Hannibal Lecter is nervous.

It was more shocking to him when he discovered the man ate people.

Shyness fits him well, it adds a lovely glow to the sharpness of his features, brings his beauty into starker relief. On more than one occasion, Will has caught himself being stared at, and it is not the wolfish devouring gaze he has been accustomed to. Now, Hannibal looks at him as though he is precious and holy, an idol that he is unworthy to be in the presence of.

Initially it had been charming and somewhat helpful as Will broached the thorny conundrum of his sexuality. It kept them at armā€™s distance while Will decided if his desires to touch Hannibal were fleeting with the rage of the kill, or a new weightier permanence tied to the man himself.

He knows, after watching and being watched, that it is the latter. He had hoped that time and proximity would ease Hannibalā€™s vulnerability, coax him into more confident touches, but he remains tentative and uncertain.

It brings them here, now, to a quiet bedroom and healing scars, inches apart with a gulf remaining.

Close it, Will thinks, and repeats the words again.

Hannibal appears to have forgotten his own breath. He blinks once, twice, and when he finally looks at Will, his eyes are lost and wet.

ā€œWill, I-ā€ he shakes his head and looks away, standing to pack his medical kit.

Will wraps a hand around his wrist and stands with him.

Eyes and hands as steady as Hannibalā€™s are not, Will guides trembling fingertips to his mouth and gently kisses each in turn. He draws Hannibalā€™s hand to cup his undamaged cheek, holds it there, pressing with his own palm.

When he removes his own hand, Hannibal moves to do the same, but Will catches it.

Still, he seeks permission.

Taking both of Hannibalā€™s hands now, he sets them to his shoulders, holds. Then further down to his waist, holding still again. A little lower, to his hips, and Will steps in to break the distance between them, tucking his head under Hannibalā€™s chin.

He releases the shaking hands under his own and slips arms around Hannibalā€™s waist, squeezing with gentle insistence. After several aching moments of stillness, he finally feels a light pressure in return.

He stays in the embrace, breathing even and smooth whilst Hannibalā€™s heart pitches wildly under his ear.

When he looks up he is unsurprised to see tears. He catches Hannibalā€™s face between his hands and strokes the wetness away with his thumbs. His eyes close, wholly undone by the overwhelming nearness, and Will sighs a laugh against him.

Holding him still, Will pushes to his toes and kisses him, a brief little thing. It is enough to draw a sweet whimper from Hannibal, a delicate broken noise that somehow knits together all the sorrow they have ever felt and draws it into something lovely, ephemeral and new.

ā€œMay I kiss you again?ā€ Will asks, and Hannibalā€™s hands splay out spasmodically before clutching back at his hips, cinching him just that tiny bit closer.

ā€œYes,ā€ Hannibal breathes, his words barely felt in the chill winter air.

Will presses their lips together again, soft and warm, slowly melting away the fear with each kiss. Hannibal molds to him, shyness stripping away as his hands still their trembling, parting his lips under Willā€™s and deepening, filling, joining.

It is so beautiful it hurts, cracking his chest open and raw. He sobs into Willā€™s mouth, but the pain that tugs at his heart finds itself healed with every beat of Willā€™s against him.

He loves him so completely, and every fragile kiss proclaims it deafeningly.

ā€œI know,ā€ Will whispers in return.

He pulls one of Hannibalā€™s hands free, holding it firm to his chest, and the steady thrumming into his palm tells him everything yet unsaid.

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ronandhermy

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phaseā€¦like, what did you even do during your childhood?Ā 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Ok but were you an Egyptology kid, a Dragonology kid, or a Wizardology kid?

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Evidence for me actually being an anime character

  • Wears the same outfit every day of my life
  • Weird hair
  • Intense emotions
  • Cries over food
  • Fits into a very specific and predictable character mold that I never deviate from
  • ā€œHAH?!ā€
  • Gay
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hhonokka

things to note about ouran:

  • when tamaki realizes haruhiā€™s not actually maleĀ ā€œwait, youā€™re a girl?ā€ she replies with:Ā ā€œwell, biologically i am.ā€ (note: biologically.)
  • ā€œi donā€™t care if people think of me as a boy or a girlā€
  • ā€œi actually think that thinking yourself as a boy or a girl is lesser than thinking yourself as a personā€
  • ā€œiā€™ll refer to myself as oreā€ (how you refer to yourself in japanese if you are male)
  • uses all pronouns- doesnā€™t care if people refer to her as male, doesnā€™t correct people when they use he/him pronouns, doesnā€™t mind at all.
  • ā€œbeing a boy and getting fawned over by girls actually sounds pretty fun!ā€
  • her first kiss is with a girl and she shrugs it off and doesnā€™t really mind
  • doesnā€™t correct anybody when she accidentally walks into the host club and they call her gay (because they think sheā€™s a boy)
  • haruhi fujioka is non-binary and queer thank you iā€™m out
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A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, theyā€™re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

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posingasme

Envy: ā€œGlut, back off the guy, okay?ā€

Gluttony: ā€œIā€™m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!ā€

Sloth: ā€œAfter we eat, itā€™s gonna be time for a nice nap. Weā€™ve earned it!ā€

Pride: ā€œDamn right we did!ā€

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

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wombatking

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes.Ā 

ā€œYou deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!ā€

ā€œHeā€™s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.ā€

ā€œAnd you are 165 pounds of RAGE!ā€

Wrathā€™s advice isnā€™t great, but he means well.Ā 

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ladyananas

Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side

ā€œBro check this out iā€™ve got the sickest retirement plan, technically itā€™s tax evasion i guess but fuck those guys, right?ā€

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You pick up a small device. On itā€™s small screen it simply says ā€œone skill point remainingā€ and a list of 8 attributes. You click on Strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little. The screen now says ā€œLevel up to gain more skill pointsā€

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spaghettijoe

*jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racquet swinging at rats with wild abandon*

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