wiggles your balls

compelled yesterday to make a zine about a lifetime of being a contrarian little shit sketched left-handed and inked right (ow)

Silly Shit

Was watching a vid on Insta and came across this audio that reminded me of Pebbs. I don’t know where the original came from cuz I looked for it w no results (if you guys actually find it let me know)

Just something for my silly brain to do :3

Vid it came from

まっこいさんはTwitterを使っています: 「一瞬初音ミクに見えたな https://t.co/WLn2bGt3ad」 / Twitter

I had a REALLY weird dream. It was Rain World, I was playing it.

I was a pale Slugcat with blue eyes, and I had a green rotund pup that couldn’t decide how many food pips he had. Kept switching from three to five.

It was normal, until one cycle, something happened.

To set the scene, everything had a yellow tint to it. Everything. There were little spores floating around in the air, too. A soundtrack started to play called “ The popcorn plants must eat. “. It had lyrics I can’t remember, but it was essentially just the “popcorn plants” wanting to take over Five Pebbles so they can use him as a host to eat.

Everywhere, on every wall, was rot pustules colored like popcorn plants. They had tentacles tipped with blades, and they could see you. Not to mention the mobile Poprot that would run around like toedscool trying to stab and consume you. It was havoc.

Even worse! Is that in the midst of this! On the walls! Were just these?? Vulture grubs that I could only describe as KING vulture grubs.

THEY SHOT FIREBUG EGGS INSTEAD OF HARMLESS LASER BEAMS… AND THEYD JUSt???? crawl around on the walls??? real slowly but if they saw you they’d shoot five firebug eggs at you.

Moon was there, too. Just her puppet. Her body was transparent and said keyboard smash when you talked to her. I don’t blame her.

Then I woke up, and here we are.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭INEED TO GET GROCERIES AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

^my greek chorus

I’m not a comics expert by any means but I think that superheroes would be way less famous if they existed in the real world. Like irl, a lot of cities have local celebrities that are inside jokes for the people who live there. And between there only being 1 or 2 vigilantes in a huge city and the press not having great access to them I just can’t imagine them being any more famous than a citywide meme.

Like imagine you go to Gotham or some shit and this big fuckoff man in a black cloak and mask wooshes right past you while you’re in line for a burrito and you tweet about it and you get like 5 quotes being like “lmfao tourists don’t even know about batman anymore” like. The bat?? man??? And he’s just some guy that runs around assaulting criminals??? Or you visit your friend in NYC and see some wierdo in a red and blue gimp suit eating a hotdog and no one bats an eye and you’re like “do you think that guy is okay no judgement but like what is up with him” and they’re like “omg wait did I forget to tell you about spiderman?” And you can’t tell if this is just a New York thing or if you are actually losing your mind. Like can you imagine

I think every 6 months a tourist from Gotham posts a candid pic or video of themselves interacting with the Joker (or an equally notorious villain) assuming they’re street performers and captions it like “man people in this city are so funny!! 🤪” and horrified locals have to inform them that they were bothering a mass murderer. Like those reddit posts of people handling deadly wild animals without realising how much danger they’re in

What

Justice for Orca Man

>be me

>open tumblr in public

>falin's tits

>frantically close tumblr

>open twitter

>falin's tits again

ngl this is the funniest procedural thing ive made in a while i saw https://genders.wtf/gauntlet/ and realized that the only way it could be better is if it went forever

kinda curious to see what ppl get

important update

since gender gauntlet seems to have escaped again i was curious what blazing an already escaped post would do and it turns out that tumblr lets you target specific tags? but tags are procedural? and batshit.

i didn’t think to grab a screenshot but i was genuinely so tempted to target it as jujitsu kaisen x reader fan fiction. or possibly as nsfw.

Dying town

made this nicer

jamming out during the group therapy session