IT'S 2021 H O W

“I see meself, yeah. I see what I could be, you know? If I weren’t so scared.”

So Shazam! (2019) was really fun… But… I have a little issue…

(Racism and spoilers ensue)

I got really happy when I watched the family onscreen, so much particularly for the latino hero. So obviously I imdb this shit, wiki as well. And some things happened I guess.

I watched From Dusk till Dawn and it never once occurred to me to search info about the “mexican” protagonists… You know… To research their background. Now why would I? The show was a bit boring after a while tbh.

But since I wanted to see who had portrayed Pedro’s hero version for Shazam! I found a name! DJ Cotrona! What an unusual name and so I go into the wiki… And guess what? I found out it was the same guy as Seth Gecko, one of the Mexican brothers from the show! I thought to myself oh that’s good! From Dusk till Dawn reputation.

However, I keep reading, and as it turns out the little bitch isn’t fucking Mexican, like, at all.

Turns out the little bitch is another racefaking Italian with like other five types of white spliced in his shit blood.

Another. Racefaking. Italian.

Because this isn’t the damn first time.

So now I have to add him to the list: Floriana Lima (Supergirl), Lorenzo James Henrie (Agents of SHIELD), and by extension his thot brother David Henrie (Wizards of Waverly Place), Justin Baldoni (Jane the Virgin) all of these assholes, all of them, are getting roles of latines because they look safe for the whites casting choices huh…

And like what the fuck is wrong with each and every one of these freaks? What the fuck is wrong with the people casting them? Since when is it OK to Antonio Banderas/Al Pacino/Catherine Zeta Jones this shit? What the fuck is going on and how are these assholes getting away with it? All of this is from a goddamn Google search ffs? And they couldn’t do that? The people casting couldn’t do that?

First—I get why you’re upset. I really do. They do this kinda shit all the time. They’ve done it since the dawn of cinema.

Second—fact: The Gecko Bros are not Mexican protagonists of the show, they are white criminals from Kansas. Every Mexican character on the show calls them white. Gringos. So yes, Him and Zane are white boys going to Mexico to escape the law, that is the actual premise of the show and the movie. This is not an important fact imo, but it’s relevant to the accuracy of your argument

Third—DJ said in an interview they didn’t even tell him what he was auditioning for when they brought him in to read for the role. He is not some ‘little bitch’ and found out it was Shazam/Pedro after the fact. He isn’t an asshole. He just happens to have the look they wanted (he looks like the comic), so yes be mad at the casting/production assholes, bc they’re the ones who do this shit all the time.

I get that it’s fundraising, but the least they could do is meet the amount raised with a donation of their own.

The comments she posts for him are so fucking ridiculous. Like pay attention ma’am, your hubby doesn’t talk like that! Lol

Guess fancy places don’t do Baglady chic 🤷🏼‍♀️

Lol dude, not even porn, I don’t even think she could act her way thru an infomercial.

I’ve seen female bodybuilders use it.

hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills

Betty Biopsy

Beulah Don’t Like This Rash

Eleanor childbirth?

Patricia’s Stiches

Mary Molars

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I love that he calls them ‘the boys’. My mom and I share love of spn and we call them “the boys” too, even tho one is older than me! 😂

DJ Cotrona at Michael Muller’s HEAVEN presented by The Art of Elysium

this is supposedly the same person.

She’s so shiny she looks like that robot sex doll.

This is the last thing I want in my brain too, but I have to answer — you can get a vaginaplasty which is a “rejuvenation” that basically tightens up the works, and/or a labiaplasty, which sculpts and makes things look more aesthetically pleasing, among other things. Unless you had an actual issue, it’s basically a vanity surgery.

Dude. Facetune and filters.

I don’t know why brag about a ring you made if your wife doesn’t even wear any of them..

Literally, it’s a beautiful a gesture but your wife ain’t wearing so what’s the point of mentioning it at all? How disrespectful tho your husband creates a beautiful ring for you and don’t even wear it lol.

Isn’t that the one she supposedly lost?