at the door 1917 edit
Lmao so apparently Swifties are now trying to claim "female rage" and have merch with Taylor on it with like "FEMALE RAGE"
Girl, you would pass out 5 seconds into an Ethel Cain song. You could not handle a single note from Dresden Dolls. Fiona Apple is too left of the dial for you.
TayTay makes middle of the road pop songs for dentist waiting rooms and dates a star football player.
It's even fucking worse than I thought, holy fucking shit
Taylor Allison Swift does not embody female rage.
She embodies trust fund rage.
She embodies "they tracked how much pollution my private plane generated" rage.
She embodies "they tried to serve me pinot grigio at the country club" rage.
She embodies "do you know who I am?!" rage.
She embodies "sending Etsy shops cease and desist" rage.
(tags from @funnelcloudd )
top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard
forever thinking about Wilfred Owen meeting Robert Graves and immediately writing his mum "this guy fucking sucks"
Benediction (2021) dir. Terence Davies
my daily habit of continuing on
Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.
i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30
what the fuck are you trying to sell me
TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.
No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.
What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.
i’m so sorry to snoop on strangers’ lives but the narrative arc of this guy’s twitter… amazing
they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋