> enters room w an axe

> chops off some guys d!ck

> refuses to elaborate further

> leaves

Some of the book recs I see online.. id rather be reading the back of my shampoo bottle

CHAPPELL ROAN | makeup by @donni.davy

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

Ok so we’re gonna fast forward to the Age Of The Internet and Lisa is reminiscing over those “things only ‘80s kids understand” and so creature is like oh lemme see this and searches up “things only 1830 kids will understand” just to be met with nothing

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

*right clicks you and saves you into a folder called “friends :)” on my desktop*

*goes into the folder and clicks and drags you around the screen for fun so it’s like you’re on a rollercoaster, or perhaps a big twisty slide*

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

ONE BOP THIS TIME

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

we all got that one mutual that we’re lowkey studying

he hehehe ! you found my post!!

ur pretty.

no take backs no take backs you have to deal with it

you guys have to see this right now