I’m starting to look for quotes again B) if you have any ideas, pls submit them, message me, or send them as asks! :)
Let’s say, hypothetically, I were to come back to this account and post quotes again 👁👁
would that be— again, completely hypothetical here— something people would want? 🏃♀️
incorrectharleyquinn reblogged
kiss and tell
based on this post from @incorrectharleyquinn! (and here’s the original)
*s2e9, Harley and Ivy agreeing to not sleep with eachother again*
Harley: I swear.
Ivy: You swear. I don't want you to swear. It would have to be a promise.
Harley: I prom.
Ivy: And when you pro- what's prom?
Harley: Half a promise.
based on a scene from adventure time bc i thought it was funny
Harley: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Harley playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should've tried not being poor.
Joker: Thats a shame, I'd still like it if you briefed me.
Ivy: Oh give it up Joker, Harley's far too young for you... though knowing you it would be brief.
Harley: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
Ivy: Harley... are you cheating on me?
Harley: What!? No! What gave you that idea?!
Ivy: The countless used and broken condoms hidden in our trashcan?
Harley, embarrassed: ... I wanted to make water balloons and you can fit a lot of water in them.
Harley: If you guys were gonna have a bird pet, what kinda bird pet would ya have? Big bird, little bird; which way would you go?
Ivy: Selina says no way.
Selina: No way, birds fuck me up.
Harley: Not even like, a hawk, kitty? Maybe a falcon?
Selina: Birds are the mice of the sky. No way on Earth would I ever have a bird pet.
Harley: that's beautiful.
Ivy: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Clayface: We could attack them with humus.
Ivy: I stand corrected.
Clayface: Just keeping things in perspective.
Harley: *seductively takes off glasses*
Harley: wow
Ivy: *blushes*
Harley: You're really fucking blurry.
Psycho: Ugh, Ivy, I almost forgot that suit did nothing for your ass.
Ivy: No one asked you to look, Psycho.
Psycho: I didn't.
Harley: I think you look great, Ives. As far as I'm concerned, that's the Crew's ass.
Harley: Who the fuck-
Ivy: Language
Harley: Whom the fuck-
Ivy: No
Dr Psycho: That sounds like a terrible plan.
King Shark: Oh, we've had worse.
Literally everyone: What's wrong with you?
Harley: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of parental affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Ivy, locking Dr Psycho in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Dr Psycho: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?