If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

38+2 weeks

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

hmmm

EXACTLY.

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

every semester, without fail, there’s some freshman who’s like “oh I never check my email lol” and i get worried for them, bc they’re going to miss some important email about a pop quiz or a test, or something and then fail. so if you’re a freshman reading this, CHECK YOUR EMAIL im not joking, professors will send you stuff via email that they’ll never mention in class. I’m in my email every hour on the hour before and after class. check that shit. put that app on ur phone, turn on notifs, go in and refresh every hour, check your spam, check your email

this has been a message from your concerned dad. check ur email, do well in school, i love you

Bad cop

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

I think we all wish Ari would act again

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

Burger rendering technology has come a long way

Delicious, finally some good fucking food ____ Kitchen nightmares / Ratatouille crossover we all deserve

please watch Chowder

hmmm

Put him on a bun. He’s ready