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@gloombboys-blog / gloombboys-blog.tumblr.com

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“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

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“Wait. You knew her? Personally?”

“I knew all of them,” they murmured. “At least, I thought I did. Once. A long time ago.”

“What were they like?”

Some crumpled copy of a smile crossed their face. “They were going to change the world.”

And around them, the world burned.

I LOVE THIS

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me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)
cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?
me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò
comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(
me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!
cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you
me: not if i kill myself first
cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die
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[bursts through ceiling] I LOVE WATERPARKS SO MUCH [punches wall] AND THEY’RE ON TOUR [flips table] AND I   C A N ‘ T   F U C K I N G   G O

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new media trend!!!!!!

encouraging mentally ill kids to get help instead of making them think it’s cool to not get any

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