I read an enemies to lovers book like this once.

A little comic I made for my clown girlfriends 💖 there’s lore now….

[1697/10977] Bronze-winged courser - Rhinoptilus chalcopterus

Order: Charadriiformes Suborder: Lari Family: Glareolidae (pratincoles and coursers) Subfamily: Cursoriinae (coursers)

Photo credit: Fernando Nunes via Macaulay Library

Superman: Red & Blue #5 - “De-Escalation” (2021)

I love this. The stories that show supers being HEROES are these: talking, de-escalating, helping, being supportive, kind and convincing. Clark is a hero without ever having to be Superman.

Oh this….. this I like.

On one hand, yes. All of this.

On the other hand. “You got X-Ray vision or something?” Yes. Yes he does.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST SUPERMAN-FOCUSED WORK I HAVE EVER SEEN AND THAT IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION.

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

[id: four looping gifs. They are done in a 3D pixel style, each on a green grass background with occasional white flowers.

1: three geese stacked on each other in a trench coat, the top one with a little hat on. The camera pans back and forth.

Plaintext: “hey folks, glad to be here on tumblr. here's a little self-portrait of me, a human male”

2: the goose person walking along a grassy lane. The bottom goose is doing all the walking and the middle goose is holding a briefcase with their bill.

Plaintext: “on my way to work at the job factory :) [smiley face] let’s get this bread! and by bread i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bread”

3: a pond with a goose and turtle floating in it. The goose person is sitting at a nearby bench. The top goose throws a slice of bread that lands by their feet, and the bottom goose grabs it in its bill and pulls it back inside the trench coat. The top goose pulls the bread out of nowhere and the gif loops.

Plaintext: “feeding the ducks. (disclaimer: i do Not live in this pond. i live in a home House.)”

4: two geese in a trench coat are on a swing. To the side is a goose in a baby carriage. The middle goose of the three stack geese is pushing the two stack geese on the swing set.

Plaintext: “ah. allow me to introduce my two lovely childen. Child and Baby. :) [smiley face] they are both just regular Men just like their old man (me)”

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Kimetsu No Yaiba Mugen Train + text posts part 2

[Part 1]

Czech Artist Mirko Hanak (1921-1971)

Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence

Northern Cardinal, 4/10

I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.

American Robin, 1/10

Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.

House Sparrow, 10/10

You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?

Tufted Titmouse, 1/10

A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.

European Starling, 9/10

Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.

Carolina Wren, 3/10

This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.

Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10

If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.

Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10

It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.

American Crow, unrated

For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.

Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10

Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.

Stay tuned for more criminal activity!

1) While I laud your observations as well your discretion re La Famiglia, I gather you have never encountered Bongo, Son of Bongo, or their ilk whose life's mission is to eradicate the male cardinal that lives in the sliding glass door *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk*

2) I would like to submit House Finches/Purple Finches/All the Damn Finches 8/10 for birdfeeder squabbles that were our breakfast entertainment pre-internet.

3) Having moved west, I know why the Aztecs saw hummingbird as a war god. Sooner or later some evil mastermind is going to genetically modify hummers back to dinosaur size, feeding them on fruit smoothies and Red Bull, and kill us all.

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pikaole’s bird sticker pack updated~ 

i personally do lateral tripod. dynamic tripod is the "proper" way and i believe most common, feel free to correct me.

Art by Lily景怡

(gulls screaming in the distance) oh no

And fucked up knees.

You will be playing Pokemon at 40…with a painful butthole. 😱

Hobbies are forever, but bodies are jerks.

@merrikstryfe

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