I'm A Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Lmao

I have no furniture besides a TV, dresser, and mattress on the ground

No tp, no food, almost completely out of toiletries, have very little cat food and litter, and my apartment still wants $742 by the 25th and my next paycheck is maybe going to be $400

I'm so tired

Paypal.me/jessdeboe if you would be willing to help

4/24

I still have no furniture besides a broken chair, a mattress on the ground, and a TV on the ground.

I need $500 to pay off an emergency medical bill plus some to pay for medicine for my cat who is peeing blood and in pain

I'm sorry for having to ask for help so often but I'm poor

4/25

My entire paycheck is having to go towards rent

I'm disabled and working every hour I physically can and my checks are only around $350 bc of that

I still need to pay my utilities but I was finally able to buy my cats meds

Lmao

I have no furniture besides a TV, dresser, and mattress on the ground

No tp, no food, almost completely out of toiletries, have very little cat food and litter, and my apartment still wants $742 by the 25th and my next paycheck is maybe going to be $400

I'm so tired

Paypal.me/jessdeboe if you would be willing to help

4/24

I still have no furniture besides a broken chair, a mattress on the ground, and a TV on the ground.

I need $500 to pay off an emergency medical bill plus some to pay for medicine for my cat who is peeing blood and in pain

I'm sorry for having to ask for help so often but I'm poor

4/25

My entire paycheck is having to go towards rent

I'm disabled and working every hour I physically can and my checks are only around $350 bc of that

I still need to pay my utilities but I was finally able to buy my cats meds

(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (there is a hallway miles long, with ashen black walls and no end in sight)¹

1. oh for fucks sake

Didn't like it

yeah okay ill reblog that

jalapeno!

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

being madly in love with someone platonically is so ridiculous. hey man i think about you all the time. i wish you were here right now. talking to you makes me indescribably happy. i miss you. honestly what the hell

wishing everyone having a crisis in the notes of this post a very its gonna be okay guys

thatss who i made this post about yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

this video is really fucking good. fuck big tech companies, fast fashion, modern auto, and those initial inhibitive greedy lightbulb fucks. planned obsolescence, creative waste, consumer engineering. 

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

i was like ok im a little too high and immediately there were beasts.

A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like

Lmao

I have no furniture besides a TV, dresser, and mattress on the ground

No tp, no food, almost completely out of toiletries, have very little cat food and litter, and my apartment still wants $742 by the 25th and my next paycheck is maybe going to be $400

I'm so tired

Paypal.me/jessdeboe if you would be willing to help

4/24

I still have no furniture besides a broken chair, a mattress on the ground, and a TV on the ground.

I need $500 to pay off an emergency medical bill plus some to pay for medicine for my cat who is peeing blood and in pain

I'm sorry for having to ask for help so often but I'm poor

4/25

My entire paycheck is having to go towards rent

I'm disabled and working every hour I physically can and my checks are only around $350 bc of that

I still need to pay utilities and for my cats meds

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

thank you all for understanding my vision

Lmao

I have no furniture besides a TV, dresser, and mattress on the ground

No tp, no food, almost completely out of toiletries, have very little cat food and litter, and my apartment still wants $742 by the 25th and my next paycheck is maybe going to be $400

I'm so tired

Paypal.me/jessdeboe if you would be willing to help

4/24

I still have no furniture besides a broken chair, a mattress on the ground, and a TV on the ground.

I need $500 to pay off an emergency medical bill plus some to pay for medicine for my cat who is peeing blood and in pain

I'm sorry for having to ask for help so often but I'm poor

4/25

My entire paycheck is having to go towards rent

I'm disabled and working every hour I physically can and my checks are only around $350 bc of that

I still need to pay utilities and for my cats meds

The painting, is complete :3

but what’s in the middle

Yeah

Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖

Credit to: The Sedgwick Museum of Earth Sciences

cool flags cool flags cool flags!!! WITH ROCKS

Lmao

I have no furniture besides a TV, dresser, and mattress on the ground

No tp, no food, almost completely out of toiletries, have very little cat food and litter, and my apartment still wants $742 by the 25th and my next paycheck is maybe going to be $400

I'm so tired

Paypal.me/jessdeboe if you would be willing to help

4/24

I still have no furniture besides a broken chair, a mattress on the ground, and a TV on the ground.

I need $500 to pay off an emergency medical bill plus some to pay for medicine for my cat who is peeing blood and in pain

I'm sorry for having to ask for help so often but I'm poor