I Know Nothing But Vibes

my toxic trait is forgetting to set a timer every single time i put something in an oven

Okay but

Nobody:

Not a soul:

Legolas, vibrating: Yes I like him the normal amount

all white men look the same except the white men i like. hope that helps

everyone say “prove well braided cheddar pumpkin ale bread amanda adapted from two separate recipes!”

it split a bit down the center because i forgot to lower the temp from 400F to 350F after ten min and instead cooked it there for twenty but i did lower the temp, added a butter glaze, and cooked it for the remaining time with a foil hat and it’s excellent actually :) now if only i can remember how i did it

*does the sign of the cross with the limpest wrist imaginable*

evil fonts. HELL vetica. CRIMES new roman. IMPACT (fatal). MAL ibri. arial

Okay time to go

Like father, like son

(via)

“Meet Sydney, a male umbrella cockatoo socializing with Vet Hospital Staff”

(via)

“Matt Boyd, starting backliner for the Foxes. I’m the one who’s going to be wrecking your goals this October. Nice to meet you.”

the thing is i love rahul so much

KURT RUSSELL as R.J. MacReady in The Thing (1982)