the little imaginary guy running n doing parkour outside the car window when you were a kid:

Wait hold on…. I wasn’t the only one who did this ?!?!!?!!

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[ID: A black cat stepping into an open pizza box. Right onto the pizza.]

this is the only instance of someone writing a tumblr image description of a funny image that actually captures the essence of the image

[ID: A long comic in an old style of meme where a student with a meme face wearing a shinobi headband is told by his teacher that "no, you fucking weeb, the greatest love story of all time is NOT naruto and sasuke. It's romeo and juliet." He leaves the class for an engineering one, learns engineering, and becomes a celebrated engineer. He invents a machine that allows people to travel to anime universes.

He visits the Akatsuki and learns reanimation jutsu. He then returns to our universe and reanimates William Shakespare. They start watching Naruto together, and they both cry as Naruto and Sasuke lie together on the ground and Naruto says "when I see you take on stuff... and get all messed up... it kinda....hurts me... it hurts so much inside."

They then drive to the teacher's house, and she opens the door, looking older. The protagonist says "Shakespeare, please tell my old english teacher the greatest love story of all time." Shakespeare says "it's fucking naruto and sasuke," and the protagonist looks smug. End ID]

free him

HE’S FREE

YES

YES

The snorlax is out!

The Snorlax

He escaped his cage

Was talking about how best to consume twitter and I think I got it

you done it

congration

I LOVE OVERSIZED HOODIES!!!

i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

the other day i posted something on snapchat saying “if we gave monkeys guns i think deforestation would end” and someone sent me a link to an online therapy site i hate it here

Puppy in cozy, toasty warm, comfort.  Taken into the flock. 

@undecimber-of-joy @tomatomagica @shouty-y @gloomyshoujo @ayu-miya

Damn, they weren’t lying